Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Well somebody just posted one of their employee's annual performance review on our international Covid Teams page. The confidential review has now been received by about 1,400 people. It was interesting.

Originally Posted by Spuds

We once had an incident thereafter referred to as "Reply All-Gate". You see, when you mistakenly send a random email to every single employee in the company of several thousand people, there are inevitably those who reply with a request to be removed from the email distribution. And most of them, not being observant enough to realize it was sent by accident to everybody, will also fail to understand the difference between "reply" and "reply all". So their requests resulted in further emails to everybody, which prompted others to respond, and then the people that were off came back to work... In the end, it took like 2 weeks for people to get the picture, AFTER like 3 company-wide announcements of "please do not reply all". Not sure how many were trolling, but I sincerely hope some of them were fired for stupidity.

Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

Our sales manager used to save his department’s employee reviews in the general drive on our server


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Hearing stories like these makes me miss working in IT, and the corporate side of business.. just a little.



Nowadays, I get to tell my boss that I have "literal shit to clean up" whenever I'm asked if I have checked my emails. Memaw is having explosive diarrhea right now, responding to emails from a week ago can wait!

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Is that a real thing, or did the Bubba down at the local appliance store just sell one to you?

looks real to me!?

[NoHaveMSG]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

Hearing stories like these makes me miss working in IT, and the corporate side of business.. just a little.



Nowadays, I get to tell my boss that I have "literal shit to clean up" whenever I'm asked if I have checked my emails. Memaw is having explosive diarrhea right now, responding to emails from a week ago can wait!

There was a group of transients causing issues in our industrial park a few years ago. The police came in to brief us about it. The leader was a woman referred to as “Memaw.”


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[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

There was a group of transients causing issues in our industrial park a few years ago. The police came in to brief us about it. The leader was a woman referred to as “Memaw.”


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[ScoobsMcGee]

I'm genuinely not sure where to begin when talking about the weird and/or stupid shit I have seen people do in email...

That said, I do feel comfortable saying that if you want to remain employed, do not include things like "I slept with your daughter" in your native language when emailing the CEO. He knows how to use Google Translate just like the rest of us.

[Spuds]

Secondary burn achieved! I feel accomplished...

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Secondary burn achieved! I feel accomplished...

But can you land upright on a barge?

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

But can you land upright on a barge?

Yes. Yes I can.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Yes. Yes I can.

lolol

[Kiske]

Met with a realtor today. Outlined that I want the following...


1 kitchen
1 family/living room
1 master bedroom with bath
1 guest room
1 secondary full bathroom
4+ car garage.


First house they sent me was 1.5 million. No shit. Akward call when I told'em my budget was >320k... they laughed.


I did not.

[Kiske]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Yes. Yes I can.

How abouy sober.... :P

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by Kiske

How abouy sober.... :P

Fun fact, I don't drink. Otherwise I would love to say hell no I can't do it sober lol.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

It is a joke. It isn't real.


Why is it that all of your posts are worded in such a way that I always expect them to be followed by "and essay writing services are/Chinese Viagra is/get cheap iPhone here" or some other spammy announcement?
Are you a really really really good bot?

Originally Posted by Spuds

Yes.

LOL


https://www.ft86club.com/forums/show...&postcount=122

[ScoobsMcGee]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

https://www.ft86club.com/forums/show...&postcount=122

Pfft, I make stool every morning. The older I get, the more I appreciate it.