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Tcoat · 04-27-2018, 02:01 PM

Just thought I would pop in on the corn puns. Coming up with a new one could be a bit of a tassel though

HunterGreene · 04-27-2018, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

Just thought I would pop in on the corn puns. Coming up with a new one could be a bit of a tassel though

Its nothing to get shucked over.

Tcoat · 04-27-2018, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by HunterGreene

Its nothing to get shucked over.

You guys are just a bunch of flakes anyway!

Clipdat · 04-27-2018, 02:50 PM

Our department always gets bagels and doughnuts put out on Friday morning and I just went to get one and noticed someone at the table already as I walked up. I watched him reach into the doughnut bag and pick one up, and then put it back, pick up a second one and put it back, and then pick up a third one and keep it.

I immediately said "So you're just going to touch all of them first?" and he mumbled some incoherent three word response and then I said "That's fucked up, dude." and turned around to walk away.

WTF is wrong with people? Gross motherfucker. Fucking asshole.

Tcoat · 04-27-2018, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Clipdat

Our department always gets bagels and doughnuts put out on Friday morning and I just went to get one and noticed someone at the table already as I walked up. I watched him reach into the doughnut bag and pick one up, and then put it back, pick up a second one and put it back, and then pick up a third one and keep it.

I immediately said "So you're just going to touch all of them first?" and he mumbled some incoherent three word response and then I said "That's fucked up, dude." and turned around to walk away.

WTF is wrong with people? Gross motherfucker. Fucking asshole.

I make sure somebody is watching and then lick each doughnut. Whole bag of them to myself that way!

Clipdat · 04-27-2018, 04:20 PM

Can you even eat more than two doughnuts in a sitting? You weigh like 90lbs soaking wet.

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

I make sure somebody is watching and then lick each doughnut. Whole bag of them to myself that way!

Sapphireho · 04-27-2018, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Clipdat

Can you even eat more than two doughnuts in a sitting? You weigh like 90lbs soaking wet.

If I weighed 90 pounds I would have like 100hp gain.

Clipdat · 04-27-2018, 04:41 PM

HP (penis size) isn't everything. It's all about how you quickly you can go through the corners, and how it feels when you do it. (Quality and strength of orgasm)

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If I weighed 90 pounds I would have like 100hp gain.

Sapphireho · 04-27-2018, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Clipdat

Our department always gets bagels and doughnuts put out on Friday morning and I just went to get one and noticed someone at the table already as I walked up. I watched him reach into the doughnut bag and pick one up, and then put it back, pick up a second one and put it back, and then pick up a third one and keep it.

I immediately said "So you're just going to touch all of them first?" and he mumbled some incoherent three word response and then I said "That's fucked up, dude." and turned around to walk away.

WTF is wrong with people? Gross motherfucker. Fucking asshole.

You have an immune system, use it.

Sapphireho · 04-27-2018, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by HunterGreene

Its nothing to get shucked over.

Don't try to butter us up.

Clipdat · 04-27-2018, 04:44 PM

So I can come over to your house and make your turkey sandwich for you without washing my hands?

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Originally Posted by Sapphireho

You have an immune system, use it.

Sapphireho · 04-27-2018, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Clipdat

So I can come over to your house and make your turkey sandwich for you without washing my hands?

A normal person, yes. You, no.

Clipdat · 04-27-2018, 04:53 PM

When we have lunch at Alice's after a drive, I'll instruct the waitress to pick up and handle your burger for a bit before setting it down on the table for you.

She'll be like "Wait, why do you want me to do that?"

And I'll say "So he can use his immune system."

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Originally Posted by Sapphireho

A normal person, yes. You, no.

Sapphireho · 04-27-2018, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Clipdat

When we have lunch at Alice's after a drive, I'll instruct the waitress to pick up and handle your burger for a bit before setting it down on the table for you.

She'll be like "Wait, why do you want me to do that?"

And I'll say "So he can use his immune system."

You do know they always do to every burger. Standard procedure.

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