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Old 05-30-2013, 03:31 PM   #29
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But photons have zero mass, thus the effect is greatly reduced, if existent at all in a Newtonian reference frame (i.e.: P=m*v and F=m*a, if m=0, then momentum and force are zero.)

However in the quantum mech/string theory model, there is a world where Underglow produces unicorn farts and happiness AND the stock FR-S is 350hp. ANNNNNNND, in that dimension, all people are idiots (including my dimensional twin), even when people 'prove me otherwise'

Source: paying attention in public school (granted it wasn't a CA school)...

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Look, I appreciate your public school education for what it's worth, but it takes an advanced doctorate in gender studies (that only scientific geniuses like myself have) to comprehend the effect of ectoplasmic energy on the relational mass of photons.

Einstein might claim that photons have no mass, but Einstein's ghost trapped in a pseudo-containment array (that also changes colors at different music volumes) is giving my car +15 HP! Checkmate, atheists.
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Old 05-30-2013, 08:11 PM   #30
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You're getting it all wrong here. The impact of the photons comprising the light generated by underglow produces an opposite reaction acting upon the car (Newton's Third Law of Motion: When one body exerts a force on a second body, the second body simultaneously exerts a force equal in magnitude and opposite in direction to that of the first body). This reactional force creates a lift effect upon the car, reducing its downward mass pressure and generating effective horsepower. To amplify this effect and generate further effective horsepower, one can either use brighter undercarriage lights (to create more photons and drive them with additional force) or multi-colored undercarriage lights (as everyone knows photons created by neon lights are heavier than those of plain lights, and thus generate more of reaction).

In fact, a rotating array of lights of shifting coloration allows for the most effective driving experience, as the longitudinal asymptomatic effect of the pseudo-flux capacitor assists in the control of body roll and overall stability.

Science!

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Damn it, your a doctor not a physicist! You dont know what your talking about.
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Old 05-30-2013, 08:24 PM   #31
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Old 05-30-2013, 08:48 PM   #32
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Pure comedy gold you guys should form a duo
get these two guys together over a bbq grill... I bet the food would taste phenomenal. One seasoning, the other shining specialized photons on it...
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Old 05-30-2013, 11:34 PM   #33
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hahahaha....Excellent!...the best part was by Blaine: "I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
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