Anybody Want These Sick Matte Blue Rims 17x8.5?

[PandaSPUR]

Originally Posted by menikmati

Thread of the year candidate?

Holy crap its only January.

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by HueyLooie

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Oldie but still valid. Reminded me of this after reading the post.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[strat61caster]

Originally Posted by HueyLooie

Will someone with a real diss please step up? All these limp-d!cked posts are landing with a soft blow. I'm kickin' it chill here, waiting for some asshat to really lay down the wit and get a real rise outta me. Nah'mean, pimpin' playas?

No matter.

I'm gonna give it to you straight, ma fly lil nukkaz. The real underlying reason y'all are bandwagoning off each other's c0cks and cu.m-swappin each other's loads around the table, is because the moment I posted my car, I shut this place down. I made you feel insecure and frankly--pretty sheepish--about how I suddenly made YOUR car a generic total piece of sh!t that rolled right out of the lot with absolutely no distinction or differentiation from what you would get if you bought this car stock, save for a change of rims or teeny tiny details no bigger than your flacid flesh flutes.

I intimidate you because I, unlike you, have the courage to take creative risks and quite frankly--my car blows yours away and makes yours utterly forgettable and unimpressive. I know it. All the other wankers foaming at the mouth with both envy and your goo-good wad in here know it. And deep down inside, you know it too.

But like the insecure, nervous, and shifty-eyed bunch with not a single original bone in your bodies that you are...you will never have the manly balls to admit it!

I feel pretty damn good and relaxed about that!

/Mic dropped

You're a national treasure. Did MTV ever find a Jersey Shore replacement? Is there a petition I can sign for you to get your own reality show?

[86kahl]

20 pages. This thread hit 20 pages. :shitstorm:

[zman]

Lets see who comes up with some good ones 😂


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[ichitaka05]

Originally Posted by finch1750

why do I feel this is @ichitaka05 trolling us?

1. We know he has good Photoshop skills
2. He hasnt been on much today.
3. this thread is still here with every single post

1. I do have a good photoshop skills, but I ain't spending time making that kind of design to troll you guys.
2. Work have been hell today. Haven't had a chance to be on as much.
3. FYI, this thread will be deleted by tomorrow, unless OP doesn't follow member classified rule... or I'll just move it to off topic section to keep it alive.
4. I can't write THAT good of English. Everyone knows that, I speak Engrish lmao

[Clipdat]

Originally Posted by HueyLooie

I, unlike you, have the courage to take creative risks

[KR-S]

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by zman

Lets see who comes up with some good ones 😂


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???

[Tcoat]

[soulreapersteve]

[KR-S]

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

3. FYI, this thread will be deleted by tomorrow, unless OP doesn't follow member classified rule... or I'll just move it to off topic section to keep it alive.

please move it to off-topic, this is gold

[Toyarzee]

Not being smart enough to continue responding to a thread 20 pages deep while still failing to update the OP properly...

I motion to keep this thread as punishment and move it to off topic, provided we can still stay within forum rules of course

Edit: KR-S beat me to it

[KR-S]