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finch1750 · 01-10-2017, 01:40 PM

What have you always wondered?

Who was the first person to walk up to a cow and go "Im gonna yank on these nipple looking things and drink what comes out"

Or as @Tcoat asked
Who was the first person to go "im gonna boil 10 gallons of tree sap and then taste the 16oz that is left"

Tcoat · 01-10-2017, 01:42 PM

Somewhere. Someplace. At least two people agreed upon meaning of the first spoken word.

gramicci101 · 01-10-2017, 01:42 PM

That's understandable, because women nurse infants, cows nurse calves, female mammals nurse their young, so I can see how they would draw enough of a connection to at least try it out.

What dumbass ate a sea urchin, died, and then his friend said "but what if we cut it like this..."?

finch1750 · 01-10-2017, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

Somewhere. Someplace. At least two people agreed upon meaning of the first spoken word.

And to think that was the last time the whole world agreed on the meaning of something

Scrappydoo · 01-10-2017, 01:56 PM

Who was the first person to type totalled on a car forum.

That was the humorous one. The rest a little less so.

justatroll · 01-10-2017, 02:00 PM

Who was the person that invented cheese?

"Hey look! Here's a jug of milk I left in the corner a few months ago"
"It has something solid in the bottom now, I wonder how it tastes?"

gramicci101 · 01-10-2017, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by justatroll

Who was the person that invented cheese?

"Hey look! Here's a jug of milk I left in the corner a few months ago"
"It has something solid in the bottom now, I wonder how it tastes?"

Even better, some of the esoteric cheeses. "This cheese has gotten really moldy, let me try it now."

"It had a nice sharp taste when it was a little moldy, what happens if we let it get really bad?"

The French are strange people.

Tcoat · 01-10-2017, 02:06 PM

Pickles.
"Damnit I dropped that cucumber in that vat of smelly stuff and there is no way I am reaching in for it"

6 months later

"hey that cucumber still looks great and I am pretty hungry I think I will taste it"

JD001 · 01-10-2017, 02:13 PM

Who thought oh damn my cat has eaten my only coffee beans.. oh wait a minute my cat's just pooped them out.. wow what a great cup of coffee..

Dadhawk · 01-10-2017, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

"hey that cucumber still looks great and I am pretty hungry I think I will taste it"

And then "Hey, it worked for cucumbers, what about these eggs. and maybe these pig feet I have nothing else to do with"

JoeC · 01-10-2017, 02:29 PM

This might be my favorite thread on the forum.

JD001 · 01-10-2017, 02:31 PM

Who went bird spotting coming across cute little birds making their nests from their own saliva. Thinking wow I bet the nest will make a great soup!

Tcoat · 01-10-2017, 02:41 PM

" Hey Joe. Remember that whisky you accidently put in that burnt barrel 20 years ago? It actually tastes pretty good"

JD001 · 01-10-2017, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcoat

" Hey Joe. Remember that whisky you accidently put in that burnt barrel 20 years ago? It actually tastes pretty good"

I thought it was Jack?

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Tcoat Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Drives: 2020 Hakone Location: London, Ont Posts: 69,845 Thanks: 61,656 Thanked 108,283 Times in 46,456 Posts Mentioned: 2495 Post(s) Tagged: 50 Thread(s)	Pickles. "Damnit I dropped that cucumber in that vat of smelly stuff and there is no way I am reaching in for it" 6 months later "hey that cucumber still looks great and I am pretty hungry I think I will taste it" __________________ Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar, because Racecar.

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