Favorite giant robot?

[red_comet]

Hey all. red_comet here, asking the all-important question; what is your favorite giant robot? This can be a sentient robot, remote control robot, or robot with a human (or alien) pilot inside. Post your favorite, with a picture and a quick description! I'll start it off with...

Char's Custom Zaku II, from Mobile Suit Gundam
Model: MS-06S
Specs: 3 times faster than a normal Zaku, because it's red.

[vividracing]

[Taro]

I like the vanilla Zakus, myself. Sure, they're basically "stormtrooper" characters, but they have badass weapons.



Metal Gear REX
Model: REX
Specs: RAIL GUN! Pen!s Laser, Can still beat RAY.

[red_comet]

Originally Posted by vividracing

No description needed.

[vividracing]

Damn Straight

Originally Posted by red_comet

No description needed.

[DAEMANO]

Space carrier, transforming space carrier. Transforming into a robot. For no apparent reason. That's right, none. And did I mention that it's filled with other giant robots? Hundreds of them. A giant transforming robot filled with even more giant transforming robots. Get some!

Go ahead, approach it with your ridiculous strategies and puny brain full of dumb ideas. Then cower as a fleet of space faring F14's intercept your feckless attack, change into robots and pound you harder than 1000 nerds on Emma Watson nip slip chop. While you're figuring out how stupid that last line was, the SDF-1 will be invading your whore mouth it's giant laser main gun. Destroying your cruisers with countless re-used clips of the same ship that exploded in last week's episode. So what you say? You survived you say? Sheer luck, brah. Now be stupefied by a zillion nuclear missiles tipped with reflex warheads launched off of OTHER giant robots stationed on the giant robot fortress itself! Yeeeah, youdeadman.jpg. Wait... you live!? And, it looks as if the SDF1 is pulling back? Right, that was only to wind up a right hook delivered right between the folds of your pudgy battle cruiser's pansa with a the thickness that is a steely supercarrier filled with yet even more giant robots, launching yet even more nukes right inside your wretched womb. Yeah, yous mah bitch now. Wait... what? You're still here? NUCLEARSEXSPLOSION.wav! The impenetrable force shield surrounding the whole fucking thing explodes like Peter North on Asia Akira right in your fat face and all over your friends' faces TOO. All while penetrating your fetid earholes with sickeningly candied j-pop from a spoiled flounder nobody ever really gave a rats **** about.

Macross or Robotech, don't even try going against that shit.

[red_comet]

Originally Posted by DAEMANO

Space carrier, transforming space carrier. Transforming into a robot. For no apparent reason. That's right, none. And did I mention that it's filled with other giant robots? Hundreds of them. A giant transforming robot filled with even more giant transforming robots. Get some!

Go ahead, approach it with your ridiculous strategies and puny brain full of dumb ideas. Then cower as a fleet of space faring F14's intercept your feckless attack, change into robots and pound you harder than 1000 nerds on Emma Watson nip slip chop. While you're figuring out how stupid that last line was, the SDF-1 will be invading your whore mouth it's giant laser main gun. Destroying your cruisers with countless re-used clips of the same ship that exploded in last week's episode. So what you say? You survived you say? Sheer luck, brah. Now be stupefied by a zillion nuclear missiles tipped with reflex warheads launched off of OTHER giant robots stationed on the giant robot fortress itself! Yeeeah, youdeadman.jpg. Wait... you live!? And, it looks as if the SDF1 is pulling back? Right, that was only to wind up a right hook delivered right between the folds of your pudgy battle cruiser's pansa with a the thickness that is a steely supercarrier filled with yet even more giant robots, launching yet even more nukes right inside your wretched womb. Yeah, yous mah bitch now. Wait... what? You're still here? NUCLEARSEXSPLOSION.wav! The impenetrable force shield surrounding the whole fucking thing explodes like Peter North on Asia Akira right in your fat face and all over your friends' faces TOO. All while penetrating your fetid earholes with sickeningly candied j-pop from a spoiled flounder nobody ever really gave a rats **** about.

1- made my day
2- robotech battlecry is one of the few xbox games I still own. It lets me relive my childhood in beautiful celshaded fashion

[Dimman]

I think Daemano wins this thread.

[red_comet]

@Dimman robots or kindly gtfo, good sir

[n2oinferno]

Spaceball 1


Because fuck all your other giant robots. They're just dirt to be sucked up into MEGA MAID!


And if there was any doubt of the battle, you can't catch this beast. It goes to plaid. Can you go to plaid? Fuck you no you can't.

[vividracing]

This guy

[Fortis]

Technically not a robot but he looks like one

[Dimman]

Originally Posted by red_comet

@Dimman robots or kindly gtfo, good sir

Convenient pic of my 2 favourite mechs from the OG DOS 16 colour EGA proper laser/particle beam instant hit physics Mechwarrior.

Warhammer and Marauder. Dual PPC win.

[DAEMANO]

Originally Posted by vividracing

This guy

NOT THIS GUY AGAIN!!!
Vehicle Voltron got tired of his 2nd class status and went HAM.
Kicked Lion Voltron's in the balls and now is screamin at Disney Voltron to step the fuck outside.

...Piranacon politely excused itself to the restroom.