Lies to get out of work - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

IntotheOcean · 10-25-2012, 08:40 AM

I need all of them.
My current one: I'm sick, which is true. I'm sleep deprived.
But I'll need others for the future-anyone have anything clever?

CBR600RR · 10-25-2012, 08:50 AM

Mud butt

HunterGreene · 10-25-2012, 09:00 AM

Or...you could get a job you enjoy doing, and quit that bitch.

Sorry, old man practicality kicking in. The sick excuse is always the best one, and you can take it to another level by telling them you have a chronic condition that flares up from time to time. Even better if you can get a doctor's note, which they will eventually ask for when you are taking sick days all the time.

Best bet would be for back spasms or some digestive disorder.

diirk · 10-25-2012, 09:10 AM

Nowadays anything back related is suspect, whether it's true or not.

Personally I find that less info is better. Call in sick. That's it. I don't pretend to cough, or sound sick. Half the time I don't even call. Just shoot an email in. But things like this are pretty lax where I'm at.

Unless your company has a doctors note policy for a single day, they have no need for details and most people don't really care what's wrong with their coworkers as long as it doesn't affect/infect them. When folks call in to me with lots of details and info, I tend to not believe them, and am usually correct.

Rayme · 10-25-2012, 09:14 AM

You don't need an excuse, just say you need a personal day, which could be anything.

IntotheOcean · 10-25-2012, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HunterGreene

Or...you could get a job you enjoy doing, and quit that bitch.

Sorry, old man practicality kicking in. The sick excuse is always the best one, and you can take it to another level by telling them you have a chronic condition that flares up from time to time. Even better if you can get a doctor's note, which they will eventually ask for when you are taking sick days all the time.

Best bet would be for back spasms or some digestive disorder.

I very rarely call out-probably 2 days every 6 months. I enjoy both of my jobs, I'm able to request off to do things-its just my night job is understaffed(so they have a hard time finding someone to cover) so when I call out it needs to be an epic reason and not "I only got 7hrs of sleep in two days"
Also been working there for 2 years

IntotheOcean · 10-25-2012, 09:19 AM

My friend once told me to say I found a unicorn in my backyard.... Somehow I feel like that might not work

Beyer Subaru · 10-25-2012, 09:41 AM

Plumbing broke.
Sick Pet.
Food Poisoning.
Diarhea and/or vomiting.
Neighbor, Friend, Family Member went into labor.
If your a chick and your boss isn't - Feminine issues.
Lice.
Urinary infection.

There's a few for starters. You always wanna pick a sickness that will not need a doctors visit and/or note.

IntotheOcean · 10-25-2012, 09:51 AM

Actually screw this thread. Pain is only a mental state of being.
I'm stronger than that. F*@#ing have a redline and suck it up.

Beyer Subaru · 10-25-2012, 10:15 AM

I'm a robot. I've prolly called out sick as many times in 10 years as others have in less than 1/2 a year.

brichard0625 · 10-25-2012, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beyer Subaru

Plumbing broke.
Sick Pet.
Food Poisoning.
Diarhea and/or vomiting.
Neighbor, Friend, Family Member went into labor.
If your a chick and your boss isn't - Feminine issues.
Lice.
Urinary infection.

There's a few for starters. You always wanna pick a sickness that will not need a doctors visit and/or note.

Damn those are all of mine lol...i drive about 30 miles to work so at least once a year ill use the "my tire was flat, waiting for AAA" or "battery died, waiting for AAA " and they usually say damn your going to be extra late just take off

_F-R-S_ · 10-25-2012, 11:04 AM

um random thread but id say what peter said on family "my whole family died in a plane crash and i am a vegitable... ill be in tommarow

IntotheOcean · 10-25-2012, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beyer Subaru

I'm a robot. I've prolly called out sick as many times in 10 years as others have in less than 1/2 a year.

I don't feel so bad anymore
*hugs* we can be robot/zombies together!!!

Beyer Subaru · 10-25-2012, 12:31 PM

My boss calls me robocop. He called me yesterday (his day off) to add his personal tasks to my day. He says "Just do your robocop things and see if you can get X done for me."

10-25-2012, 08:40 AM	#1
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CBR600RR Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Drives: Raven Black Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 1,343 Thanks: 451 Thanked 563 Times in 276 Posts Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Mud butt

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10-25-2012, 09:14 AM	#5
Rayme The Answer Join Date: Sep 2012 Drives: Mazda 2 Location: Moncton, NB Posts: 1,233 Thanks: 488 Thanked 661 Times in 315 Posts Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	You don't need an excuse, just say you need a personal day, which could be anything.

10-25-2012, 09:19 AM	#7
IntotheOcean Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Drives: Sexy Frs Firestorm M/T Location: Strong Island Posts: 1,546 Thanks: 3,272 Thanked 1,636 Times in 760 Posts Mentioned: 53 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	My friend once told me to say I found a unicorn in my backyard.... Somehow I feel like that might not work

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Beyer Subaru Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Drives: 2013 BRZ SWP 6AT Ltd Location: Alexandria, VA. Posts: 1,607 Thanks: 859 Thanked 776 Times in 485 Posts Mentioned: 37 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	Plumbing broke. Sick Pet. Food Poisoning. Diarhea and/or vomiting. Neighbor, Friend, Family Member went into labor. If your a chick and your boss isn't - Feminine issues. Lice. Urinary infection. There's a few for starters. You always wanna pick a sickness that will not need a doctors visit and/or note.

10-25-2012, 09:51 AM	#9
IntotheOcean Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Drives: Sexy Frs Firestorm M/T Location: Strong Island Posts: 1,546 Thanks: 3,272 Thanked 1,636 Times in 760 Posts Mentioned: 53 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Actually screw this thread. Pain is only a mental state of being. I'm stronger than that. F*@#ing have a redline and suck it up.

10-25-2012, 10:15 AM	#10
Beyer Subaru Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Drives: 2013 BRZ SWP 6AT Ltd Location: Alexandria, VA. Posts: 1,607 Thanks: 859 Thanked 776 Times in 485 Posts Mentioned: 37 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	I'm a robot. I've prolly called out sick as many times in 10 years as others have in less than 1/2 a year.

10-25-2012, 11:04 AM	#12
_F-R-S_ Banned Join Date: Aug 2012 Drives: 13 whiteout scion frs Location: Baltimore Posts: 1,261 Thanks: 621 Thanked 202 Times in 155 Posts Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Tagged: 3 Thread(s)	um random thread but id say what peter said on family "my whole family died in a plane crash and i am a vegitable... ill be in tommarow

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