Man loves his cars so much.. he's had sex with them. All. - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

Giccin · 07-12-2011, 12:49 AM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...1000-cars.html

When men become too involved with their cars... women like me have no other choice but to find another. :<

But I too love my cars.. just... not that extreme. LOL

ARE YOU GUYS LIKE HIM?!?!

/gasp.

Dimman · 07-12-2011, 12:55 AM

I think someone on here made a joke about using the exhaust to hold a fleshlight. But I hope to hell he was joking...

Giccin · 07-12-2011, 12:57 AM

Iono.. there are some extremist out there. O_O Sounds painful!

Ryuu0u · 07-12-2011, 01:05 AM

Lmao I saw something like this on discovery channel I think. There was a dude who banged his cars and a lady that was in love with inatimate objects.

I just paused for a sec wif my jaw hung open like "wtf" then changed the channel and tried to forget what I just saw.

Dimman · 07-12-2011, 01:12 AM

Damn it's slow lately.

Giccin · 07-12-2011, 01:45 AM

Yea. When new info comes out its swarming with people asking the same questions over and over. :/

Nothing juicy out lately. Sad sad sad days.

Siriusly.Andrew · 07-12-2011, 03:17 AM

I dunno, your exhaust looks pretty juicy?

CwutIdidthar?

Kage · 07-12-2011, 05:27 AM

Wow...what's disturbing to me is not just that he has sex with cars, but he has sex with random cars he sees parked. If I ever came out to some guy humping my car you better believe there's gonna be a fight.

bofa · 07-12-2011, 09:34 AM

The good news is none of these fender-humpers can procreate...

Giccin · 07-12-2011, 10:35 AM

"WHAT THE ***K ARE YOU DOING TO MY EXHAUST PIPE?!!"

Man's face.... = D: !

Ryuu0u · 07-12-2011, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bofa

The good news is none of these fender-humpers can procreate...

Chuck Norris had sex with a semi and that is how Optimus Prime was born.

Mr.Jay · 07-12-2011, 12:45 PM

how the cars werent turned on cause those pipes would be burnin hot haha

we need new ft info badly i see

iff2mastamatt · 07-12-2011, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kage

Wow...what's disturbing to me is not just that he has sex with cars, but he has sex with random cars he sees parked. If I ever came out to some guy humping my car you better believe there's gonna be a fight.

Better hope that white stuff on your car is bird poo.

Random_Art · 07-12-2011, 03:35 PM

ugh.... Back when I worked at a pontiac dealership we had a Grand Prix come into the service department. That model year had the side mirrors mounted in such a way that there was a small, round hole between the supports. And splattered all over the door in an arc from the mirror was something whitish. We were seriously grossed out...

07-12-2011, 12:49 AM	#1
Giccin (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Join Date: Dec 2010 Drives: Yaris HBK, Audi 09' TTS<Had> Location: Orange County~~~ Posts: 5,162 Thanks: 4,345 Thanked 1,899 Times in 966 Posts Mentioned: 87 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	Man loves his cars so much.. he's had sex with them. All. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...1000-cars.html When men become too involved with their cars... women like me have no other choice but to find another. :< But I too love my cars.. just... not that extreme. LOL ARE YOU GUYS LIKE HIM?!?! /gasp. __________________ I am the Ice Queen. Logic > Emotion ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) Yashio Factory Pink adds +10HP to anything. TOYOTA FT-86

07-12-2011, 12:57 AM	#3
Giccin (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Join Date: Dec 2010 Drives: Yaris HBK, Audi 09' TTS<Had> Location: Orange County~~~ Posts: 5,162 Thanks: 4,345 Thanked 1,899 Times in 966 Posts Mentioned: 87 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	Iono.. there are some extremist out there. O_O Sounds painful! __________________ I am the Ice Queen. Logic > Emotion ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) Yashio Factory Pink adds +10HP to anything. TOYOTA FT-86

07-12-2011, 01:45 AM	#6
Giccin (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Join Date: Dec 2010 Drives: Yaris HBK, Audi 09' TTS<Had> Location: Orange County~~~ Posts: 5,162 Thanks: 4,345 Thanked 1,899 Times in 966 Posts Mentioned: 87 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	Yea. When new info comes out its swarming with people asking the same questions over and over. :/ Nothing juicy out lately. Sad sad sad days. __________________ I am the Ice Queen. Logic > Emotion ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) Yashio Factory Pink adds +10HP to anything. TOYOTA FT-86

07-12-2011, 09:34 AM	#9
bofa Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Drives: Ms. Daisy Location: Dog house Posts: 645 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	The good news is none of these fender-humpers can procreate... __________________ BRZ before hoes

07-12-2011, 10:35 AM	#10
Giccin (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Join Date: Dec 2010 Drives: Yaris HBK, Audi 09' TTS<Had> Location: Orange County~~~ Posts: 5,162 Thanks: 4,345 Thanked 1,899 Times in 966 Posts Mentioned: 87 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	"WHAT THE ***K ARE YOU DOING TO MY EXHAUST PIPE?!!" Man's face.... = D: ! __________________ I am the Ice Queen. Logic > Emotion ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ) Yashio Factory Pink adds +10HP to anything. TOYOTA FT-86

07-12-2011, 01:05 AM	#4
Ryuu0u (=^･ｪ･^=) Join Date: Apr 2010 Drives: 2013 FRS, '08 GSXR 600 Location: Spring, TX Posts: 692 Thanks: 28 Thanked 254 Times in 108 Posts Mentioned: 3 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Lmao I saw something like this on discovery channel I think. There was a dude who banged his cars and a lady that was in love with inatimate objects. I just paused for a sec wif my jaw hung open like "wtf" then changed the channel and tried to forget what I just saw.

07-12-2011, 12:45 PM	#12
Mr.Jay Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Drives: FRS :D Location: Vancouver BC Posts: 2,985 Thanks: 545 Thanked 699 Times in 438 Posts Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	how the cars werent turned on cause those pipes would be burnin hot haha we need new ft info badly i see

07-12-2011, 03:35 PM	#14
Random_Art professional smartass Join Date: Apr 2010 Drives: 16 speed mountain bike... Location: Georgia Posts: 659 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	ugh.... Back when I worked at a pontiac dealership we had a Grand Prix come into the service department. That model year had the side mirrors mounted in such a way that there was a small, round hole between the supports. And splattered all over the door in an arc from the mirror was something whitish. We were seriously grossed out... __________________ Goodbye Celica, you served me well. http://artsofrandomness.blogspot.com/

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