Random thoughts thread

[tasinene]

Originally Posted by Luis_GT

Well... I'm part pig... *Snort*

Me too you should see all the Asian food I just ordered for delivery

[ichitaka05]

Originally Posted by sdemo

I have the exact opposite problem - I rely on other teams to be in the office to get stuff done; they're mostly all out so everything is crawling. Looks like an early dismissal is in order today.

I'll say this in friendly way "f'ck u, bro!" Lmao

[sdemo]

lol, Corporate America's bureaucracy has it's silver lining...

[sklimo]

Not doing another thing at work today. Fuck this place!!!!

[sdemo]

You mean work or CT as a whole? Because CT as a whole pretty much sucks, too.

[sklimo]

LOL. I mean work....................... for now

[Luis_GT]

Fuck... Michelin pilot sport tires are EXPEEEEEENSIIIIVEE!!!

Went with Nitto Invo for half the price...

[sklimo]

John is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It"s been flickering for weeks now".
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights now?
Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don"t think so".

Fine, then the wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won"t close right "
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Kenmore written on my forehead? I don"t think so".

"Fine", she says "then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break "
"I"m not a carpenter and I don"t want to fix steps". He says, "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don"t think so I"ve had enough of you. I"m going to the bar!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home As he walks into the house, he notices that the steps are already fixed.

As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.

As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey", he asks, "How did all this get fixed?"

She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried." Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.

He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either give him a titty f*ck or bake a cake".

He said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?"
She replied, "Hellooooo.. Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don"t think so!"

[Luis_GT]

Classic

Although I've heard the other version where it says sex or a cake, and she says, do you think I can bake

[IntotheOcean]

Waiting at the dmv.
2 hours down....1 more to go hopefully.
Got rid of the oblivion plates
My only question is on the back of the frs I can have all 4 bolts screwed in and not just 2 right? My current car only has too.... I guess I could drill... Sadly 1 of my white plates is a little dented and warped but I'm confident a nice metal frame will help keep it flat.

[wrxgoose]

yay finally made my build thread. I remember @IntotheOcean was asking about that a while back.


also: DAMN YOU UPS! I heard the truck pull up and got all excited, thinking my SC might be here. nothing for me. /sadface


edit: I just set up the best first date EVER. Go karting

[ichitaka05]

Originally Posted by sklimo

John is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It"s been flickering for weeks now".
He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the lights now?
Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don"t think so".

Fine, then the wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won"t close right "
To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Kenmore written on my forehead? I don"t think so".

"Fine", she says "then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break "
"I"m not a carpenter and I don"t want to fix steps". He says, "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don"t think so I"ve had enough of you. I"m going to the bar!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home As he walks into the house, he notices that the steps are already fixed.

As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working.

As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.
"Honey", he asks, "How did all this get fixed?"

She said, "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried." Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.

He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either give him a titty f*ck or bake a cake".

He said, "So what kind of cake did you bake?"
She replied, "Hellooooo.. Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don"t think so!"

F'ck... That's just wrong, but funny

[carbonBLUE]

Every time i see @Lonewolf comment i imagine his profile pic talking with a growl... anyone else do this?

[Dimman]

Originally Posted by carbonBLUE

Every time i see @Lonewolf comment i imagine his profile pic talking with a growl... anyone else do this?

I also imagine him telling him to rip fear's heart out and murder insecurity. Stuff like that.