Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Wait, this is about the time I should be using this right?

Well, you could give it a try. Once upon a time, I gave mrs humfrz a new and improved cordless dust buster for a Christmas present. While she was unwrapping it, she laughed, because she thought that I had put her present in a dust buster box as a joke.



That's when I learned to NEVER give your wife ANY kind of present that plugs in.




humfrz

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

But the bald stuff is funny as hell.

Is it?

[soundman98]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Is it?

i feel like that's as subtle/mean as a wife getting her husband viagra when he has no problems in that area. or a shed "so we can move some of your stuff out of the house"...

a treadmill or vacuum is only slightly more obvious/obnoxious in my book.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by soundman98

i feel like that's as subtle/mean as a wife getting her husband viagra when he has no problems in that area. or a shed "so we can move some of your stuff out of the house"...

a treadmill or vacuum is only slightly more obvious/obnoxious in my book.

It's all in good fun. I'd find any of it hilarious as long as it didn't cost much.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

It's all in good fun. I'd find any of it hilarious as long as it didn't cost much.

Ultramaroon, viagra isn't all that expensive - just sayen -


humfrz

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Spuds

My wife and I get each other a gift for the fun of it (we've only been married a year, but I think we will continue). It's not about the exchange of monetary value, it's about the time and effort spent to find something the other will enjoy.

Don't get me wrong, gift giving is fun. I've just known too many people in the past that it seems to be about quantity, buying stuff that just makes it to the landfill later. I mean, does anyone really need a Chia Pet?

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Is it?

Yea. Thoughtful and hilarious.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Yea. Thoughtful and hilarious.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Ultramaroon, viagra isn't all that expensive - just sayen -

Hmmmmm...

[Talus1]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well, you could give it a try. Once upon a time, I gave mrs humfrz a new and improved cordless dust buster for a Christmas present. While she was unwrapping it, she laughed, because she thought that I had put her present in a dust buster box as a joke.



That's when I learned to NEVER give your wife ANY kind of present that plugs in.




humfrz

I had it lucky for a while. While we were deep in in house reno and cottage building mode, my wife loved getting power tools as gifts. She now has her own cordless drill, router, and detail sander. Technically our brad nailers are hers - a gift from my brother. She even asked for a sawzall, which I got her for Christmas one year, but she’s agreed to use it only under supervision. That thing can be dangerous if you don’t have the upper body strength.

Having said all that, I still wouldn’t buy her a dust buster!

[bcj]

Thinking sure deal she'd like a 32 gallon shop vac though.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by bcj

Thinking sure deal she'd like a 32 gallon shop vac though.

+1

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by bcj

Thinking sure deal she'd like a 32 gallon shop vac though.

Yikers, guys, if you need a 32 gal shop vac, maybe you should have started the clean up with one of these -


humfrz

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Yikers, guys, if you need a 32 gal shop vac, maybe you should have started the clean up with one of these -

Manure ain't gonna scoop itself.