Ask Santa For Your Top 3 Dream Cars. With a Forum Modification

[spcmafia]

Rules are simple. You ask Santa for your top 3 dream cars. E.g.,



1. Nissan Silvia S15

2. Mazda RX7 Spirit R
3. Porsche 991 GT3 RS


Then a member of the forum gets to add a modification, whatever it may be. E.g


1. Your Silvia moans loudly relative to how hard the gas is pressed.

2. Your RX7 can only be driven by publicly preaching that the earth is flat.

3. The Porsche constantly plays YMCA on the stereo without the possibility of disabling it or lowering the volume.

[weederr33]

1. Spyker C8
2. Subaru Impreza STI 22B

3. GR Corolla

[Dadhawk]

Originally Posted by weederr33

1. Spyker C8 Looks like it's trying too hard
2. Subaru Impreza STI 22B Look Ma, isn't that same car Aunt Les and her wife drive?

3. GR Corolla lipstick on a pig, still a Corolla

OK, seriously I'll take 1 and 3. Not a fan of 2.

1. 1985 Toyota MR2 restomod
2. Cadillac CT5 Blackwing
3. 1957 Chevy BelAir (red and white)

[weederr33]

Originally Posted by Dadhawk

OK, seriously I'll take 1 and 3. Not a fan of 2.

1. 1985 Toyota MR2 restomod the Jake Paul of MR2's
2. Cadillac CT5 Blackwing the stylish coffin for the elderly
3. 1957 Chevy BelAir (red and white) the fresh prince

That blackwing tho

[Teseo]

1. NSX (Gen 1)
2. Ferrari F12 Berlinetta
3. Evolution IX MR

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by Teseo

1. NSX (Gen 1)
2. Ferrari F12 Berlinetta
3. Evolution IX MR

NSX with underglow

F12 Berlinetta with straight pipes

Evolution IX MR with skid plates and mud flaps.

I don't have my 3 specific cars picked out yet...

[x808drifter]

I don't think you guys are understanding the rules.
The things added are things the owner or car does or has to do if they owned it.
Something to make owning and driving it suck.

Originally Posted by Teseo

1. NSX (Gen 1) It has "Lambo Doors" and is slammed on cut springs.
2. Ferrari F12 Berlinetta. Everything you own that can be Ferrari branded is.
3. Evolution IX MR But is has the 4G64 out of a 3RD gen Eclipse.

1. 1998 Stagea 260RS
2. 1975 280Z
3. JUN Super Lemon R33

[spcmafia]

Originally Posted by x808drifter

I don't think you guys are understanding the rules.
The things added are things the owner or car does or has to do if they owned it.
Something to make owning and driving it suck.


1. 1998 Stagea 260RS
2. 1975 280Z
3. JUN Super Lemon R33

1. Your Stagea comes with a stereo that reads Unplugem Space things post on a loop and cannot be disabled or volume lowered.
2. 280Z requires a phone conversation with Unplugem for 1 hour before starting.
3. R33 can only turn left.

[spcmafia]

Originally Posted by weederr33

1. Spyker C8
2. Subaru Impreza STI 22B

3. GR Corolla

1. Spiker plays the Army song on loop, no disabling it, not volume changed.


2. You can only start the STI after talking with Lantana for 1 hour regarding Covid


3. GR Corolla can only be driven 100ft at a time before someone stops you and asks you if its a Yaris, in order to proceed to the next 100ft, you have to correct them.

[alex87f]

OK here's mine:

1. 991 GT3 Touring, Dark Gray, silver wheels, houndstooth interior
2. 97-01 Honda NSX 3.2
3. F80 Alpina B3 Touring, in green

Originally Posted by weederr33

1. Spyker C8
2. Subaru Impreza STI 22B

3. GR Corolla

-C8 has the drivetrain from a VW Lupo - 1.2L TDI & automated manual
-22B is on studded tires, they cannot be changed
-GR Corolla is FWD only because the transfer case overheated

[weederr33]

Originally Posted by spcmafia

1. Spiker plays the Army song on loop, no disabling it, not volume changed.


2. You can only start the STI after talking with Lantana for 1 hour regarding Covid


3. GR Corolla can only be driven 100ft at a time before someone stops you and asks you if its a Yaris, in order to proceed to the next 100ft, you have to correct them.

LMFAO!! Those are too good my man

[spcmafia]

Originally Posted by alex87f

OK here's mine:

1. 991 GT3 Touring, Dark Gray, silver wheels, houndstooth interior
2. 97-01 Honda NSX 3.2
3. F80 Alpina B3 Touring, in green




-C8 has the drivetrain from a VW Lupo - 1.2L TDI & automated manual
-22B is on studded tires, they cannot be changed
-GR Corolla is FWD only because the transfer case overheated

1. Powered by a 2 Stroke Weed-wacker Engine
2. Given the Autozone treatment with full accessories, most of them plastic chrome.
3. Can only be drive 50ft at a time, with someone asking you if its an Audi, before proceeding to the next 50ft, that person must be corrected.

[Sasquachulator]

Option 3 is a subscription service without telling us its a subscription service.

[alex87f]

Originally Posted by spcmafia

1. Powered by a 2 Stroke Weed-wacker Engine
2. Given the Autozone treatment with full accessories, most of them plastic chrome.
3. Can only be drive 50ft at a time, with someone asking you if its an Audi, before proceeding to the next 50ft, that person must be corrected.

I'll pull the Autozone NSX off any day of the week.
Maybe if I drive fast enough they'll fly off?