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2020BRZtS · 06-02-2022, 10:11 PM

It's like a mad libs story with the previous answers erased and someone else came along and filled in new ones but the old answers can still be seen underneath

soundman98 · 06-03-2022, 04:03 AM

Hai guuyz, so the real story is this

The service manager of the dealership introduced me to a couple of his friends in the street circuit. I'm looking to go pro in the near future, so wasting a couple fools on westward ave during rushhous is a no brainer route to success.

Anyways, their service manager, Brian O'Conner, set me up with a sweet massive NOS setup that all but guaranteed my success at the Torreto Rush Hour Roulette races.

It was all going according to plan until I raced this one fool for pinks. The first bottle dumped perfect. I hit 9th gear and was leading the pack. Just before I dumped the second bottle, a Rogers truck changed lanes, blocked my path and I had to break to avoid him. The sudden change caused my floor pan rivets to blow apart, but luckily the panel blew off into the massive crowd quickly.

I cracked the second bottle like a tapping a frat house kegger to try to get back up to speed but the stupid Rogers truck made me 2nd place. The second bottle was too much though and it blew out the piston rings and every weld on the intake. Luckily the cops showed up real fast and I was able to get away with my car, just gotta change the color real quick.

So I sued the dealership because Brian swore all I needed was NOS, but they want to settle outside of court, something about street racing being illegal, or something.

Anyways, that's the full story, what's all your suggestions for how to spend this money they're giving me to rule westward ave?

Tcoat · 06-03-2022, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by soundman98

Anyways, that's the full story, what's all your suggestions for how to spend this money they're giving me to rule westward ave?

Just overnight parts from Japan.

Sasquachulator · 06-03-2022, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Wally86

On a weird sidenote, I really do wish he'd just post up what really happened so this mystery could stop bugging my imagination

OP got butthurt cuz non of us are telepaths and couldn't read his mind so he took his ball home never to come back.

This mystery will never be solved.....unless we use our imaginations!

Sasquachulator · 06-03-2022, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soundman98

Hai guuyz, so the real story is this

The service manager of the dealership introduced me to a couple of his friends in the street circuit. I'm looking to go pro in the near future, so wasting a couple fools on westward ave during rushhous is a no brainer route to success.

Anyways, their service manager, Brian O'Conner, set me up with a sweet massive NOS setup that all but guaranteed my success at the Torreto Rush Hour Roulette races.

It was all going according to plan until I raced this one fool for pinks. The first bottle dumped perfect. I hit 9th gear and was leading the pack. Just before I dumped the second bottle, a Rogers truck changed lanes, blocked my path and I had to break to avoid him. The sudden change caused my floor pan rivets to blow apart, but luckily the panel blew off into the massive crowd quickly.

I cracked the second bottle like a tapping a frat house kegger to try to get back up to speed but the stupid Rogers truck made me 2nd place. The second bottle was too much though and it blew out the piston rings and every weld on the intake. Luckily the cops showed up real fast and I was able to get away with my car, just gotta change the color real quick.

So I sued the dealership because Brian swore all I needed was NOS, but they want to settle outside of court, something about street racing being illegal, or something.

Anyways, that's the full story, what's all your suggestions for how to spend this money they're giving me to rule westward ave?

You spend that money on FAMILY

Tcoat · 06-03-2022, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sasquachulator

OP got butthurt cuz non of us are telepaths and couldn't read his mind so he took his ball home never to come back.

This mystery will never be solved.....unless we use our imaginations!

Hey, we do what we do best. We improvise, all right?

venturaII · 06-03-2022, 02:21 PM

I can't believe I took the time to read through this entire thread.. I'm very disappointed in myself.

Grady · 06-03-2022, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by venturaII

I can't believe I took the time to read through this entire thread.. I'm very disappointed in myself.

Yep you will never get that time back! I keep reading thinking I will find out what the real story is.

It is worse than seeing a new thread and then 2 pages into it you realize it was started in 2013. All you can think is Who the F brought this back from the dead?

soundman98 · 06-03-2022, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Grady

Yep you will never get that time back! I keep reading thinking I will find out what the real story is.

It is worse than seeing a new thread and then 2 pages into it you realize it was started in 2013. All you can think is Who the F brought this back from the dead?

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Tcoat · 06-03-2022, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by soundman98

meet attractive singles in your area!

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soundman98 · 06-04-2022, 01:14 AM

reported too sexy to be deleted more like it.

06-03-2022, 04:03 AM	#58
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