Covid Lockdown Activities

[JD001]

Originally Posted by TylerLieberman

I’m just sitting here with my fingers crossed that the October track event doesn’t get cancelled like all the other ones over the last 3 months.

Gosh, you're thinking ahead.. I don't know what is happening next week....

[JD001]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Oh, back-in-the-day, before I discovered "ditch weed", every morning during the summer, while filling up our tractor with gas, I would "huff" a fair amount of gasoline vapors. Yes, out tractors gas fill tube was located on top of the tractor and the nurse gas tank was elevated. So, to see how much gas was going into the tank, one had to get real close to the filler tube to see in - get the picture?

Now, as far as "Bouncing Madge", I googled that and this is what I found - - spooky!

Now that you've found our "Bouncing Madge", what next? You gonna bounce with her?? Or will she become your "Malaria Madge"?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Dadhawk

I'm really hoping the Wal-Mart near me will be doing this. I truly miss drive-ins. I never went to a regular theater until I was 16 years old. Before that all movies were drive-ins sitting in the back of my Dad's truck.

Also, Studio Movie Grill is doing a deal where you can rent out an entire theatre for $200 and you can pick any movie. Not sure of the details, and they've been overwhelmed by requests so they've gone to email requests only. What a deal though.

You were the one with the defiant look on your face, right?-

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by JD001

Gosh, you're thinking ahead.. I don't know what is happening next week....

The only thing I know for sure that will happen next week is that Tuesday will be trash day -

I'm just playing this one day at a time -

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by JD001

Now that you've found our "Bouncing Madge", what next? You gonna bounce with her?? Or will she become your "Malaria Madge"?

That reminds me of the time back-in-the-day our company was working on an experimental juvenile hormone mimic to control the larva of mosquitoes.

My buddy volunteered to go down into the jungles of Panama for a couple of weeks to conduct the field research. He had heard about the Panamanian women, so he took a generous supply of tetracycline.

After a few "encounters", he got concerned and started dosing himself. After a few more days he was feeling worse and went to the local witch doctor which had no idea of what was wrong with him.

So, he called me for advice. I suggested that he go straight to the closest US military installation and demand medical attention. Tell the gate guard that Captain humfrz authorized his treatment and that the orderly should drive him to the infirmary. He bluffed his way through and the Doctor did a quick blood test and discovered that he was about to OD on tetracycline -

By the time they discovered that Captain humfrz had no authority down there, he was gone.

He was relieved that he hadn't been in contact with a "Malaria Madge".

THE END

[JD001]

Originally Posted by humfrz

That reminds me of the time back-in-the-day our company was working on an experimental juvenile hormone mimic to control the larva of mosquitoes.

My buddy volunteered to go down into the jungles of Panama for a couple of weeks to conduct the field research. He had heard about the Panamanian women, so he took a generous supply of tetracycline.

After a few "encounters", he got concerned and started dosing himself. After a few more days he was feeling worse and went to the local witch doctor which had no idea of what was wrong with him.

So, he called me for advice. I suggested that he go straight to the closest US military installation and demand medical attention. Tell the gate guard that Captain humfrz authorized his treatment and that the orderly should drive him to the infirmary. He bluffed his way through and the Doctor did a quick blood test and discovered that he was about to OD on tetracycline -

By the time they discovered that Captain humfrz had no authority down there, he was gone.

He was relieved that he hadn't been in contact with a "Malaria Madge".

THE END

First thing I notice that "Malaria Madge" isn't wearing a mask, then I think she's not your type.. what's going on? You feeling okay? Reversed into something new?

[weederr33]

They closed all the parks here. Thank God. Otherwise Austin would be a SUPER SPREADER OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by JD001

First thing I notice that "Malaria Madge" isn't wearing a mask, then I think she's not your type.. what's going on? You feeling okay? Reversed into something new?

Hmmm......I reckon a nice leather mask would be appropriate in these times and to ...... muffle her screams of ecstasy .....

NO, I haven't reversed into anything lately - I haven't gotten my last dent fixed yet -

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by weederr33

They closed all the parks here. Thank God. Otherwise Austin would be a SUPER SPREADER OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!

No wonder, I've heard that you Austionians take everything to the extreme -

[weederr33]

Originally Posted by humfrz

No wonder, I've heard that you Austionians take everything to the extreme -

They really do sometimes....

[Dadhawk]

Originally Posted by humfrz

You were the one with the defiant look on your face, right?-

Since I was the oldest, yes.

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by weederr33

They closed all the parks here. Thank God. Otherwise Austin would be a SUPER SPREADER OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!

I still don't get closing the outside. Like I know it's an airborne virus and all but isn't the best thing for any respiratory disease to get outside and breathe? Like if the port-o-potties are off limits I get that but not letting people go out into open space seems counter productive. Maybe I'm missing something?

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[Kiske]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

I still don't get closing the outside. Like I know it's an airborne virus and all but isn't the best thing for any respiratory disease to get outside and breathe? Like if the port-o-potties are off limits I get that but not letting people go out into open space seems counter productive. Maybe I'm missing something?

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Most people don't go to the park alone, they go in social groups. Groups are what they are trying to avoid. It is easier to close them than enforce the rules for the few.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Kiske

Most people don't go to the park alone, they go in social groups. Groups are what they are trying to avoid. It is easier to close them than enforce the rules for the few.

ahhhhh ....... yep -