Tcoat's Lunch? [OFFICIAL THREAD] GONE SEXUAL!!!

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Dadhawk

It does sound delicious, and will have to try it.

It was like the heavens opened up and sent it to earth on the wings of angels.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

It was the heavens opened up and sent it to earth on the wings of angels.

I will have to put that on my deep fry list once I have a kitchen.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

How, where and why do you come up with that weird assed shit!




humfrz

How - My memory for pop culture from the mid 60s to current day is strong. Unfortunately such things as the date of my anniversary or wife's birthday had to go to make room.


Where - If you know what you are looking for it is very easy with Google.


Why -

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

That steak is perfection!
You are just used to having to over cook everything to make sure the parasites are dead.

That's OK, folks, eat your meat any way you want, I just prefer my worms cooked -


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

How - My memory for pop culture from the mid 60s to current day is strong. Unfortunately such things as the date of my anniversary or wife's birthday had to go to make room.


Where - If you know what you are looking for it is very easy with Google.


Why -

OK, I understand - the 60's were in your long term memory - mrs Tcoats birthday and your anniversary fall into the short term memory time span.

It happens -


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

OK, I understand - the 60's were in your long term memory - mrs Tcoats birthday and your anniversary fall into the short term memory time span.

It happens -


humfrz

Doesn't account for my knowledge of current events though.
Who are you again?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Doesn't account for my knowledge of current events though.
Who are you again?

Hell, I don't know - I was hoping you would tell me -


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by spike021

Generally I’ve done the “medium well” level of cooked steak but I figured I’d be different and try cooking it a bit less for a bit more juice. I think I made it correctly.

And that's OK to eat raw meat, just be advised there is a home remedy for intestinal worms and parasites.

Reminds me of a childhood experience back on the farm. About twice a year, we would "worm" the hogs, by putting this purple stuff in the hog waterers. About a day later, the concrete floors would be covered with worms -

One Sunday, my grandfather made the statement, that I must have a tapeworm because I was so skinny. I looked that up in my Uncles encyclopedia and sure enough people could get really long tape worms.

So, I took a tin cup out to the hog waterer and drank a couple cups of water that had been dosed with the hog wormer. For the next two days, I checked my poop for worms - never did see any -


THE END


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Is this a campaign slogan or and advertisement? What would they do with it when they got it?

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

And that's OK to eat raw meat, just be advised there is a home remedy for intestinal worms and parasites.

Reminds me of a childhood experience back on the farm. About twice a year, we would "worm" the hogs, by putting this purple stuff in the hog waterers. About a day later, the concrete floors would be covered with worms -

One Sunday, my grandfather made the statement, that I must have a tapeworm because I was so skinny. I looked that up in my Uncles encyclopedia and sure enough people could get really long tape worms.

So, I took a tin cup out to the hog waterer and drank a couple cups of water that had been dosed with the hog wormer. For the next two days, I checked my poop for worms - never did see any -


THE END


humfrz

So you drank the purple Kool-Aid. That explains a lot.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

So you drank the purple Kool-Aid. That explains a lot.

I'll tend to you later - right now, it's time fer ma nap - ZZZZZZZZZ


humfrz

[Sapphireho]

2 for 1 with a fill-up today! Yea! I might need some of that purple Kool-Aid.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Is this a campaign slogan or and advertisement? What would they do with it when they got it?

Very tiny joints.

[spike021]

Lunch today at a hole in the wall Lebanese/Mediterranean spot.

Beef schawarma, lemon/garlic potatoes, some kind of cold spicy bean/tomato salad, two dolmas (grape leaves wrapped around rice and something else), very garlic-y hummus, and pita outside the picture.

Will return soon.