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humfrz · 09-20-2016, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

Hmmmm pretty sure she was still there the 10 years later when I arrived.

A real skinny girl with sores all over her knees ??.....that's about all I remember about her ........ well, maybe when you got there, she had put on some weight .... and the sores were scabs ......

humfrz

Tcoat · 09-20-2016, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

A real skinny girl with sores all over her knees ??.....that's about all I remember about her ........ well, maybe when you got there, she had put on some weight .... and the sores were scabs ......

humfrz

Greta!!!!

humfrz · 09-20-2016, 03:01 PM

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Well I am truly a Mater Baiter!

Nice fish!

humfrz

wbradley · 09-20-2016, 03:33 PM

Helga Kutchercockov

What's the worst you could have picked up from her those days, the clap? Umbrella test!

Being in my 20's in the late 80's I feel ripped off missing all the gratutous sex that was preempted by my ignorance the fear of AIDS.

humfrz · 09-20-2016, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by wbradley

Helga Kutchercockov

What's the worst you could have picked up from her those days, the clap? Umbrella test!

.

With that girl, I would have been more afraid of rabies ......

Of course, by the @Tcoat landed, the German girls were using deodorant, shaving their legs and arm pits and just wouldn't do anything with a chocolate bar and pair of nylons ...... ahhhhhh ....... the good old days.

Reminds me of a story about the landlords daughter and baking soda ...... oh, nevermind ......

humfrz

wbradley · 09-20-2016, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

With that girl, I would have been more afraid of rabies ......

Of course, by the @Tcoat landed, the German girls were using deodorant, shaving their legs and arm pits and just wouldn't do anything with a chocolate bar and pair of nylons ...... ahhhhhh ....... the good old days.

Reminds me of a story about the landlords daughter and baking soda ...... oh, nevermind ......

humfrz

the landlords daughter and baking soda.....?

Personally, I'd have wanted to be stationed in Japan as far as the women part. I'll take petite brunettes over tall blondes any day (I am only 5'7"). Why did I discover my attraction to Asian women AFTER I was married?

Tcoat · 09-20-2016, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wbradley

Helga Kutchercockov

What's the worst you could have picked up from her those days, the clap? Umbrella test!

Being in my 20's in the late 80's I feel ripped off missing all the gratutous sex that was preempted by my ignorance the fear of AIDS.

It was a blast!

wbradley · 09-20-2016, 05:01 PM

https://cdn.instructables.com/FZ9/5S...SSE.MEDIUM.jpg

humfrz · 09-20-2016, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by wbradley

the landlords daughter and baking soda.....?

Personally, I'd have wanted to be stationed in Japan as far as the women part. I'll take petite brunettes over tall blondes any day (I am only 5'7"). Why did I discover my attraction to Asian women AFTER I was married?

Baking soda ...... yep, my first (now ex) wife was going to bake something and she couldn't figure out how to find baking soda at the corner German store, so we went over to the neighbor's (landlords house) to ask how you say "baking soda" in German. One of their young, rather well endowed, daughters came to the door.

She had on no bra (not unusual) and a shirt that was totally unbuttoned (not unusual for her) and that was OK, until she raised her arm and rested her elbow up on the door frame ........ between the sight of all that arm pit hair and her perfectly shaped, full, supple, breast jutting straight out ...... I finally pulled myself together enough to remember how you say "baking soda" in German. Then my wife whisked me away.......

As far as Asian women, they didn't have many of them down in Ohio farm country, so I didn't discover them till I moved to California, AFTER I was married ...... to the first wife.

Sometimes, I was not a good buy .......

Time fer ma nap ........ZZZZZZZ

IceFyre13th · 09-20-2016, 07:55 PM

Name your car ......... Monica ..........

Put it up for sale, I am willing to bet some guy named Bill will buy it...............

Sport-Tech · 09-21-2016, 09:36 AM

LOL - pretty sure everyone here has been royally punkd - the exact same initial post is over on the 370Z forum.

Boomerang · 09-21-2016, 09:39 AM

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LOL - everyone here has benn royally punked - the exact same post is over on the 3zoZ forum.

But it was 2 hours later, so maybe they got punkd?

Sport-Tech · 09-21-2016, 09:43 AM

^ Who knows where else it went up and when? Could be on a dozen car forums by now, can't assume this is the first one.

Boomerang · 09-21-2016, 09:44 AM

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^ Who knows where else it went up and when? Could be on a dozen car forums by now, can't assume this is the first one.

read further...

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