Tcoat's Lunch? [OFFICIAL THREAD] GONE SEXUAL!!!

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I want to slice it, not sand it.

Beef here is wonderful.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Beef here is wonderful.

Really ......??

Have you ever been to a restaurant in Omaha and ordered a steak ......??

yum-yum


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I want to slice it, not sand it.

Are you off your meds again .......??

That makes no sense .......


humfrz

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Beef here is wonderful.

I'm sure it is.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Really ......??

Have you ever been to a restaurant in Omaha and ordered a steak ......??

yum-yum


humfrz

No, never been to Omaha, but I've eaten in some of the best steakhouses in Chicago?

[Sapphireho]

When I want poke, there is only one thing better than a poke bowl, and that is a FREE poke bowl!

[Clipdat]

Id like to poke her bowl for free, if you know what I mean.

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

When I want poke, there is only one thing better than a poke bowl, and that is a FREE poke bowl!

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

No, never been to Omaha, but I've eaten in some of the best steakhouses in Chicago?

Well, that's close enough to get a taste of corn fed beef .....


humfrz

[Sapphireho]

Steak and egg breakfast at the dive bar. Yum.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Steak and egg breakfast at the dive bar. Yum.

Thanks a lot ......!!

Now, you went and ruined my bowl of oatmeal ..........


humfrz

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Thanks a lot ......!!

Now, you went and ruined my bowl of oatmeal ..........


humfrz

Oh yea, and I bring in my own fresh eggs.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Thanks a lot ......!!

Now, you went and ruined my bowl of oatmeal ..........


humfrz

If you are ever back in SJ I'll buy you one, with a virgin bloody Mary of course.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Oh yea, and I bring in my own fresh eggs.

Now, THAT reminds me of the time I spent the night in Visalia and ate at a restaurant where I ordered a large T- bone steak. Yes, it was good ...... must have been imported from the MW.

I could only manage to eat the soft side of it, so I took the rest in a doggy bag in case I got hungry later that night. Come morning, I headed south towards Tulare, with my piece of steak in tow.

I stopped at a little coffee shop on the out shirts of town. I sat at the counter and ask the waitress that I would pay full price for bacon and eggs if she would warm up my steak in lieu of the bacon. She agreed.

This big ol cowboy pulled up in the stool next to me about the time the waitress brought my steak and eggs. The cowboy told the waitress that he wanted the same thing. She explained that they didn't have steak and eggs on the menu.

He pitched a bitch. The owner came out ...... they got into it ...... I just moved on down the counter and finished my steak and eggs.

THE END


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

If you are ever back in SJ I'll buy you one, with a virgin bloody Mary of course.

I'll take you up on that ..... including a fake bloody Mary .....


humfrz