Random thoughts thread

[wrxgoose]

yeah, sorry. was half asleep. ment the crank pulley, sorry. i hate mornings

[NickD]

Originally Posted by ZetaVI

I kinda want a P45 but I can imagine being killed by NY road potholes. Yes, our roads are atrocious.

I'll buy you a p45 if you buy me a "Huaauaua"

[wrxgoose]

weird stories from Charlotte Police Blotter time

Scratch and Sniff: An officer pulled a man in east Charlotte last week after witnessing the suspect driving recklessly. When he approached the vehicle, the cop saw what he observed as "marijuana shavings" in plain view, so he searched the car. After finding a pair of brass knuckles and determining the man had a suspended license, the officer arrested him. That's where things get weird. The man also had $3,000 in his underwear. The officer described the money as having a "moderate odor of marijuana," because apparently the first thing police do when they find something in your underwear is sniff it.
Why I've Sinned: Two grown men made fools of themselves in front of children and God last week when they couldn't control their tempers at a charity basketball game. The two men, 42 and 45, were competing in a school-sponsored game at Northside Baptist Church when they began to argue. The argument got out of hand and the two almost physically fought, dragging other people into the fray and "causing a breach of peace." Father, forgive the fathers.
Crossing the Aisle: A man woke up from a peaceful nap during a flight from Charlotte to Los Angeles last week to find that another man he had never met was touching his genitalia. The victim complained, and law enforcements officials told him they would be in touch (pun intended) after reviewing the evidence.
Drop the Bomb: Last week a man said what you're not supposed to say at an airport: He calmly told security officers that he wanted to claim a bomb as his carry-on. When asked to clarify, he reiterated that he was in possession of a bomb and wanted to bring it on the plane. The man was not, in fact, carrying a bomb but was arrested anyway and charged with communicating threats.
Recycle, Reuse: While some people pride themselves on recycling paper, others go a little further by just recycling the trees themselves. Employees at Quarterside Apartments in Uptown showed up at work last week and found that one of their trees had been uprooted overnight. Apparently, a landscaping business had taken the tree and planted it at a nearby church, where it was found the next day and returned to its proper location.
Sucker Punched: Police responded to an assault call at Olympic High School last week after a 17-year-old student reluctantly admitted to being beaten up. The boy told officers that the suspect was playing a joke on him, but apparently the "joke" was him being punched repeatedly in the face.

[ZetaVI]

Originally Posted by NickD

I'll buy you a p45 if you buy me a "Huaauaua"

[Giccin]

Errrmygeerrrrd. I got a hint from my interview from a friend that the two people that interviewed me loved me.

:O :O :O :O

CLOSER TO WORK WITH AUTOMOTIVE MAGAZINE.

[Asterisked Accolade]

Originally Posted by Giccin

Errrmygeerrrrd. I got a hint from my interview from a friend that the two people that interviewed me loved me.

:O :O :O :O

CLOSER TO WORK WITH AUTOMOTIVE MAGAZINE.

You're so lucky! And congratulations! I'm still waiting to hear back from a dealership i applied at. They are so slow at getting things moving.

[OrbitalEllipses]

Originally Posted by Asterisked Accolade

You're so lucky! And congratulations! I'm still waiting to hear back from a dealership i applied at. They are so slow at getting things moving.

......Try working at a sizable corporation or the federal government. Slower than molasses on the paperwork.

[M-17]

Originally Posted by Allch Chcar

Haha, who's the sucker now! :V

I don't drink but once a year and never enough to get a buzz. I have a naturally high resistance to alcohol. From both parents no less.

Well that's the price you pay for a wild night.

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

Fuck... I just ate large pizza all by myself... I feel gross that I can do that

You fee bad? I feel bad for that pizza.

Originally Posted by OrbitalEllipses

And the answer is yes, I am considered emergency personnel.

That sucks, you'd probably wish you had something like this.

[Asterisked Accolade]

It's really annoying when i'm searching through photography photos for a signature and the galleries are littered with naked women. It's like the photographer's plan is just, 'Okay, take off your clothes, lay in the grass, look away and i'll drastically manipulate the contrast and we've got art.'

[Nevermore]

I'm thinking, I'm thinking... I'm thinking...

[kanundrum]

Ah Yes Bluberry Coffee FTMFW

[M-17]

Originally Posted by Asterisked Accolade

It's really annoying when i'm searching through photography photos for a signature and the galleries are littered with naked women. It's like the photographer's plan is just, 'Okay, take off your clothes, lay in the grass, look away and i'll drastically manipulate the contrast and we've got art.'

Most of those so called photographers take photos of pure shit. Not all, but most of them do. They'll have the same pose throughout the shoot, shitty lighting, shitty setting, and shitty retouching. But hey sex sells so that's why those posers get away with it.

[Asterisked Accolade]

Originally Posted by M-17

Most of those so called photographers take photos of pure shit. Not all, but most of them do. They'll have the same pose throughout the shoot, shitty lighting, shitty setting, and shitty retouching. But hey sex sells so that's why those posers get away with it.

I agree. Although you'd think that naked women wouldn't be as much of an impact seeing as naked women on the internet are a dime a dozen. Either way, i managed to find a couple usable photos and i'm working on a signature at the moment with Kaskade playing in the background.

[Khánh]

Originally Posted by Giccin

Errrmygeerrrrd. I got a hint from my interview from a friend that the two people that interviewed me loved me.

:O :O :O :O

CLOSER TO WORK WITH AUTOMOTIVE MAGAZINE.

congrats! which mag?

Originally Posted by Asterisked Accolade

It's really annoying when i'm searching through photography photos for a signature and the galleries are littered with naked women. It's like the photographer's plan is just, 'Okay, take off your clothes, lay in the grass, look away and i'll drastically manipulate the contrast and we've got art.'

hmm link,,?