Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by Nevermore

Because I honestly don't know how to do that. And even if I did, that's just not the type of guy I am. I'm all or nothing.

I've always wanted to go up to a woman in a bar and as a pickup line be like "Do you want to have my baby right now or not?" But I was always too scared they might actually say yes and then now I'm engaged so I'll probably never get to try it.

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[go_a_way1]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

I've always wanted to go up to a woman in a bar and as a pickup line be like "Do you want to have my baby right now or not?" But I was always too scared they might actually say yes and then now I'm engaged so I'll probably never get to try it.

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My fav pickup line is....



"I am no weather man.... but your getting 8 inches tonight"



(okay 7.5 inches I just like round numbers better)

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Nevermore

I just don't find older women appealing in the slightest. I want someone younger than me.

Me neither!

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by go_a_way1

My fav pickup line is....



"I am no weather man.... but your getting 8 inches tonight"



(okay 7.5 inches I just like round numbers better)

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[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Me neither!

She's worth $57 million, does that change your mind?

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[go_a_way1]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

She's worth $57 million, does that change your mind?

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hmmmmm Car part...... nope cant do it

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

She's worth $57 million, does that change your mind?

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Ahhh what difference does ten years make at this time in life!

[Nevermore]

My god man, you make it difficult to scroll at work. Eventually someone will see something and be like "WTF are you doing!?" That woman will give me nightmares.

[MisterSheep]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

She's worth $57 million, does that change your mind?

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I'd just take out a HUGE life insurance claim, found out reasons why I don't want to have sex, and then... evil things...

profit.

[go_a_way1]

Originally Posted by MisterSheep

I'd just take out a HUGE life insurance claim, found out reasons why I don't want to have sex, and then... evil things...

profit.

until she doesn't die for 15 more years, and she ties you down and rapes you cuz she finds that "hot" then she blows all 57m and dies on you leaving you with only the life insurance policy that probably wont be worth 15 years of your life

[MisterSheep]

Originally Posted by go_a_way1

until she doesn't die for 15 more years, and she ties you down and rapes you cuz she finds that "hot" then she blows all 57m and dies on you leaving you with only the life insurance policy that probably wont be worth 15 years of your life

who ever said she'll die of natural causes?..

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by Nevermore

I'm both surprised and not surprised that this was asked twice. I think me saying what was said/done would help more than a picture would haha

That would explain why the site can't keep track of your actions...

Yeah, definitely none of that.


And to answer this I must show my true colors. I'm shallow as fuck. If she's 6 years older than me, she'll always be six years older than me, and I just don't find older women appealing in the slightest. I want someone younger than me.


The less shallow reason is because I feel like a child around anyone older than me. This person, if single, probably still has a house/apartment of her own and is quite capable of functioning as an adult. Meanwhile, I live at home with my parents, in a bedroom that looks like a man cave for a teenager. There's this disjointed feeling I get whenever I think about trying anything with an older woman. I'm awkward and weird. She's an 'adult' and normal. Doesn't mesh.



Because I honestly don't know how to do that. And even if I did, that's just not the type of guy I am. I'm all or nothing.

At least you're honest and understand exactly what you want. Based on your described hone life/situation I think you may have a subconscious fear of maturity and what "mature" people may think of you if they discovered how you live so you only go for younger women that are more accustomed to such circumstances. I'm not trying to bash you but it's good to consider why things are the way they are because without understanding how could you ever grow?(if you decided that's what you wanted)

Random fact: my gf is 12 years older than me

[go_a_way1]

Originally Posted by MisterSheep

who ever said she'll die of natural causes?..

I was suggesting your plots would all fail due to Karma

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

At least you're honest and understand exactly what you want. Based on your described hone life/situation I think you may have a subconscious fear of maturity and what "mature" people may think of you if they discovered how you live so you only go for younger women that are more accustomed to such circumstances. I'm not trying to bash you but it's good to consider why things are the way they are because without understanding how could you ever grow?(if you decided that's what you wanted)

Sonofabitch, we are supposed to grow up?