End of the World Tomorrow

[Giccin]

@OST.

OK. We are going to have to hit up a library first. Grab a map of the country, city, states etc. Scavenge for any other zombie survival books and "how to drive <vehicle> manuals. Read up on special infected. Then head to the nearest gunshop and offer him coca-cola in exchange for some semi-automatics, hand-helds and throwing knives. It also helps if you get a couple grenades. Load your ass up on some ammo. Aim for their heads!

After you get what you can. Break into a car grab that big ass truck and drive to the nearest walmart. And knowing walmart you see some weird ass people. Grenade the side of the building to attract attention. Then set off a car with an alarm a quarter mile away from you to set all the infected people to run to that area. If you find any "bile" also throw it in the area away from you. Go into walmart. Grab all other guns and explosives you can carry. Steal food, and a back pack to store your items. Kill every zombie that is in there. Find some kerosine for lighting fuel for the night.

GTFO. And find high ground.

Here are some of your common infected... You can add to the list if you have knowledge of others. O_O

We have "The Tank"

We have the "smoker" - Grabs you with his Tongue. I personally do not like that.

The Hunter - He pounces 'n stuff.

A boomer. Easy to killl. Slow. And disgusting.

We have a spitter who spits acid at you and creates a 5 meter diameter of spit and about... a 3 meter width.

Jockey. This little effer jumps on your back and takes control of your movement by restricting your vision and dry humping your neck.

Then we have the dreaded Witch. Lights must be turned off when approaching this whore. You also need to aim a shotty at her face to crown her. Blow her face up. If it becomes the case where you've screwed up your team by shooting at her. Run. RUN. Or set her on fire.

Last but not least. We have common infected. These are normal civilians who have been bitten and do not GAF. They come in all shapes and sizes. Do not hesitate to kill on contact. They may also mind F you it is one of your family members. Be warned. They no longer think like people. Fire works pretty will with them; however, headshots will work fine.

[andygee]

i know im gonna survive. im ready...any of you are free
to tag along as long as u give me a reason to keep you around


all i need is one of these...

a few of these...

one of these...

and one of these...

oh..cant forget this
http://www.youtube.com/user/FPSRussia#p/u/1/WOoUVeyaY_8

YOUR WELCOME

[Giccin]

Originally Posted by andygee

i know im gonna survive. im ready...any of you are free
to tag along as long as u give me a reason to keep you around


all i need is one of these...

a few of these...

one of these...

and one of these...

oh..cant forget this
http://www.youtube.com/user/FPSRussia#p/u/1/WOoUVeyaY_8

YOUR WELCOME

How to purify water. You boil it. Takes 15 minutes instead of 2 days.

As for the gun. I agree. LOL

[andygee]

Originally Posted by Giccin

How to purify water. You boil it. Takes 15 minutes instead of 2 days.

As for the gun. I agree. LOL

yeah but what if you dont have the proper things to boil it ;o
and yes, the gun is unstoppable 0__0

[john]

I need a ray gun and a partner with a thunder gun.

[Siriusly.Andrew]

^ CoD?

[dalli]

Originally Posted by Giccin

Tractors are slow. O_O Its like 20mph. What happens if you get a giant roid zombie coming after you? Those plastic windows aren't going to save you!. Maneuvering those controls take time!

By the time you move that lever down to adjust the crane to move left. BAM. ZOMBIE EATING YOUR BRAIN!!

Edit: When you're saying tractor. This is what I'm thinking.



Unless your "Fast" tractor looks like this...


I'll take the tractor. LOL But if not.. I'll stick with the hummer.

i wasn't impressed with tractors, till i got on one while my cousin went to plow the fields. oh my a tractor can go anywhere it wants!!! so many times i thought we were gona flip lol

but when we went on the road, it had a good pace.

but i guess your right

I rather have a small sports car that can move very fast.. or get an escalade + rear seat delete and put up a tank for the gas ( same with the hummer).

If tank attacks us, no hummer is gona save us lol.

I got me a desert eagle + an AK + a samurai sword.

EDIT:

YOU GUYS SHOULD WATCH "THE WALKING DEAD"

[huyttz]

This is all i need, zombies can't catch me!



unless, they happen to be wearing them too. :\

[dalli]

wear motorcycle gear so their bite cant get through.

[4agze]

Happy dooms day yeah its pass 6pm

[LivingLegend]

Originally Posted by dalli

i wasn't impressed with tractors, till i got on one while my cousin went to plow the fields. oh my a tractor can go anywhere it wants!!! so many times i thought we were gona flip lol

but when we went on the road, it had a good pace.

but i guess your right

I rather have a small sports car that can move very fast.. or get an escalade + rear seat delete and put up a tank for the gas ( same with the hummer).

If tank attacks us, no hummer is gona save us lol.

I got me a desert eagle + an AK + a samurai sword.

EDIT:

YOU GUYS SHOULD WATCH "THE WALKING DEAD"

Thats a good show...

[john]

It is already May 22nd in some parts of the world. Other countries probably went through their May 21st like any other day and are probably laughing at the United States right now. It is people like Harold Camper who make us look dumb.

[Calais]

i heard on the radio that some people quit their jobs and went and hid in the forrests, for humanities sake i really hope thats the media bullshi**ing.

p.s. so by posting on here im guessing the world didnt end?

[Giccin]

I was hoping for a Zombie Apocalypse.