10000 ways to get banned (forum game)

[MisterSheep]

247) Poorly neglecting your car by not washing it

[finch1750]

248) playing the A to Z game by yourself

249) wasting time/water washing your car too much

[LOLS2K]

Vending Cali86 t-shirts without being a vendor.

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by LOLS2K

250) Vending Cali86 t-shirts without being a vendor.

Fixed so @go_a_way1 doesnt mess it up lol

[MisterSheep]

Originally Posted by finch1750

249) wasting time/water washing your car too much

U have to tho.. In order for your car to be mad tyte jdm yo and everyone will call it "wet"

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by MisterSheep

U have to tho.. In order for your car to be mad tyte jdm yo and everyone will call it "wet"

Is that a thing? People call cool things "wet"?

[JD001]

For 'just getting a Twin.'

[MisterSheep]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

Is that a thing? People call cool things "wet"?

In California they do...

I'll hear someone say "man that car is hella wet! it's so damn clean"

At first I thought somebody was washing their car... and then realized they were talking about someone's car..

[MisterSheep]

252) for not getting a mustang
253) for buying a mustang

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by MisterSheep

In California they do...

I'll hear someone say "man that car is hella wet! it's so damn clean"

At first I thought somebody was washing their car... and then realized they were talking about someone's car..

So by wet they mean cool, and by clean they mean totally stock. Gotcha

[go_a_way1]

Originally Posted by MisterSheep

252) for not getting a mustang
253) for buying a mustang

god get it together your numbers are off again!!

[MisterSheep]

Originally Posted by go_a_way1

god get it together your numbers are off again!!

bitch I will cut you. YOUR numbers are off.

[MisterSheep]

Originally Posted by finch1750

Fixed so @go_a_way1 doesnt mess it up lol

Originally Posted by JD001

(251)For 'just getting a Twin.'

Originally Posted by MisterSheep

252) for not getting a mustang
253) for buying a mustang

Originally Posted by MisterSheep

bitch I will cut you. YOUR numbers are off.

proof

[go_a_way1]

Originally Posted by MisterSheep

proof

Originally Posted by go_a_way1

1. Make this forum game.
2. Create a new religion focused around crappy minigames
3. Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.
4. Ask @ichitaka05 to ban.
5. Report abuse and type "YOURMOMISFAT LOLLLLLLLL" in the chat
6. Say "hi" to moderators.
7. Tag everyone
8. Making dumb threads over and over again
9. Drive a man
10. Dank memes
11. have the user name @go_a_way1
12. Not doing dis.
13. Break the NA whp record.
14. posting porn
15.Posting memes that have the word ****** in them.
16. Posting memes that have nothing to do with the original topic.
17. Sneer at the FRS owners for not buying a proper Twin (BRZ).
18. having your dads hot goopey goop in your hair
19. being thing 1 or thing 2 causing mischeif on the forums
20. posting too much
21. double posting
22. calling @ichitaka05 "itchy taco" or "ichi" too many times
23. #(I forget which one we're on)
24. For killing Scion
25. OP creating a new thread and then not posting in it
26. Typing Ichi instead of ichi
27. Posting anything from Motoring.au
28. Rating a thread 1 star
29. Posting a repost in the Meme thread
30. Mentioning @fap, @zik, etc.
31. Driving a miata.
32.
33. Run out of popcorn while reading a troll thread
34. NOT ABIDING BY THE RULES.
35. trying to sell and item and posting in wrong sub forum
36. Ignore classified rule #2 too often
37. not being able to find a reason to get banned
38. Banging on about the M2 Beemer.
39. driving anything else thats not a twin
40. being a post whore like you @MisterSheep who cant post more then 1 way to get banned per post
41. For crashing a Twin... Totalled Twin!
42. totaled.
43. for having the AWD hybrid turbo convertible twin
44. not being able to make someone day
45. having 2 lunch breaks
46. being a part of the Kool Kids Klub
47. being on the forum while at work.
48. Thinking that Hyundai make sports cars!
49. Not hitting #1,000
50. For posting Spider Man memes.
51. Hitting #1,000
52. being canadian
53. Swapping a Twin for an AWD.
54. For derailing a thread
55. having the most NA power
56. Going FI on a twin
57. Being a sheep on the internet
58. Spend time on forums
59. being too fast you can't catch me
60.Talking up Hydrogen and Electric cars!
61. Being @Tcoat and losing it on trolls
62. Claim not advertising, but caught him selling via pm.
63. Posted a photo of d!ck.
64. Telling our boss, p**** a$$ POS.
65. Making riot for banned member.
66. Pissing Dave off.
67. Think that he/she's the boss and no one can't ban him/her & telling me that, he/she will perma ban me.
68.For Re-railing a thread.
69. sucking at games
70. Make game about sucking
71 .talking about banned members
72. asking why a member has been banned
73. For racking disciprine?
74 .for being racist
75. for putting a bunch of space in between messages
76. posting tech questions/comments in a humour thread
77. making thread about banned member. not that that ever happened
78. for bumping too many for sale threads
79. for making a thread like this for the express purpose of whoring.
80. You're a whore... Banned for being a whore
81. talking about fight club
82. For supporting Bill "the puddin pop rapist" Cosby
83. not using
84. bumping up an old dead thread
85. not taking this thread as a joke
86. Selling "sick" rimz
87. actually working
88. being the same person with 2 accounts, just with dissociative identity disorder and capable of typing at 1256 wpm
89. being a can of spam
90. Swapping a MT for an AT Twin.
91. nip slip posts
92. Posting pics and gifs of sexy cosplay girls.. wait no.. that shouldnt be a ban.. that should be encouraged.
93. Banned for not making the Sheep King a sandwhich
94. Not waving at a fellow 86 owner
95. For not posting on this thread.
96. for being associated with Team Lava
97. cheating
98. Being over 9000
99. for being a creeep
100. not using google before starting a new thread
101. for eating too much popcorn
102. Giving you up
103. Letting you down
104. Turning around
105. Hurt you
106. ban for rickrolling
107. Wanting to stick a tow bar on the back of sports car.
108. complaining that the 86 needs moar powar
109. Not hiring Ron Perlman to host your new show "1000 Ways To Get Banned."
110. not modifying your 86
111. For making 1000 a target... How mean!
112. Being on @Tcoat's hit list
113. Getting 3 infractions
114. for being Icanfaptothis86
115. For having matching icons that confuse everyone. -.-
116. For saying something that was already on the list.
117. Try to get into Team Lava without Hot Lava
118. typing whoa too many times
119. For being offended too easily
120. Not being able to spell
121. For having bad grammar
122. Not planning before making this thread.
123. For being a crap team coach.
124. Listing your favorite lube
125. Having your jimmies rustled
126. Fapping everytime you post
127. not watching Top Gear: FT86Club Edition
128. For listening to Nickleback by choice.
129. Banned for not giving any fucks
130. Banned for giving fucks
131. For having an American spec Twin and slowly modding it with JDM parts.
132. For having an European spec Twin and slowly modding it with JDM or American parts.
133. "Grass is always greener in someone else's garden." for having grass in your garden @JD001
134. Giving up
135. For having any Twin and slowly modding it with Scion parts.
136. For having a common sense of humour and still posting
137. for putting scion badges on your subaru because the scion badges are "rare"
138. For buying Scion badges because they have been discounted.
139. For having Scion badges on your car from the factory.
140. For being polite.
141. Banned to putting fake hood scoop on your car
142. Banned for putting lions all over your car
143. Banned for having door vents
144. having a Roof scoop
145. For being a visionary.
146. Banned of driving the twins with traction control on
147. For being powered by lions
148. For having the nickname "Felicia." @KR-S 86
149. For installing an aftermarket exhaust and then complaining it's too loud.
150. Banned for F&F quotes
151. banned for not living your life a quartermile at a time
152. For not having a 10 second car
153. For danger to manifold.
154. For not properly securing your floor pan
155. Banned for The Suds and the Soapiest quotes.
156. For wasting 10 grand on a stand alone.
157. Getting positive mixed up with negative and dialling in loads of positive camber.
158. for granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should
159. Banned for not driving your washer like how you stand by it
160. For not knowing that pizza companies made engines.
161. For EJECTO SEATO CUZ!
162. Living your life one spin cycle at a time.
163. Trying to heal and toe a AT Twin.
164. Left foot braking
165. asking a legit question
166. for not posting in this thread often enough
167. for bumping this thread
168. for "This forum requires that you wait 15 seconds between posts. Please try again in 8 seconds."
169. for posting in this thread from class (on your ifon)
170. the real reason the sheep boy got booted. And in turn, reason #170 (see post 293)
171. Reading the book of @ichitaka05
172. Make your location somewhere in the middle east
173. For creating high anxiety by starting a new thread 'wheel fell off my car, is this normal?
174. Rate this thread more then 1 star
175. not get the numbering right in the OP for this thread
176. Tagging, quoting, and mentioning @MisterSheep and @go_a_way1 everywhere you can to jack up their notifications when they return
177. just don't over do it like some members did lil while ago.
178. Tagging yourself
179. injuring another member with a "lost" 10mm socket
180. Much wow
181. Getting you're **** caught under the clutch cuz you let your foot slide
182. poking the bear @Tcoat)
183. being like @LOLS2K and "forgetting" about mods
184. Having the name MisterSheep
185. Killing the Random Thoughts Thread
186. Killing the Scion Brand.
187. considering the chance of a future ban
188. for making songs about banned members
189. for not following up with a mod diss track.
190. doing a Blame it on the Alcohol parody called Blame it on the mods.
191. poking the bear?
192. Posting smileys from other forums
193. Posting the picture that @Leonardo put up in the They're Coming thread
194. double repost
195. overusing a meme @MisterSheep)
196. posting the wrong number in the counting with pictures thread
197. Not posting at least one NSFW sexy cosplay girl per page in every thread @Cole looks at
198. Not knowing why you can't open your trunk after liking a post with the answer in it @MisterSheep I did answer that for you lol)
199. Not liking every post made by @finch1750
200. For having too many notifications
201. not appreciating the notifications you get
202. Not responding to all notifications
203. going to the bathroom during forum time
204. Tldr: @finch1750 doesn't poop so he gets banned
205. making a thread about @Guff
206. Following that TJ or any of those other youtube kids on any form of social media.
207. not voting @Dave-ROR for president
208. making "Eww" memes about mods
209. tell @ichitaka05 to give a guy a break
210. tell @ichitaka05 to spend less time in OT
211. PM me a spam is an instant perma ban! (As per @ichitaka05 )
212. make 7 posts in a row in a single thread
213. be a "skinny" white dude
214. Void your warranty.
215. dont mod anything for fear of voiding warranty
216. be a fat white dude because you ate the skinny white dude
217. spell boba incorrectly
218. Order parts, THEN check the STX rules.
219. scattering your build thread throughout Off-Topic
220. not popping your hood at meets to show your friends what mods you have
221whp. having an intake that generates 2 psi of boost.
222. having an intake and dynoing less then 221whp
223. not dynoing your car and claiming you make xxx WHP.
224. Describing your 26 year old 300Z with like new paint, and not posting pics
225. Describing your 1 year old Subaru with like new paint, and not posting pics.
226. saying your tech found the 173 TSB to fix the crickets and it really works because you haven't heard them in 11 seconds
227. call out @ichitaka05 for not knowing how to post a youtube vid
228 .Doesn't know how we used to do stuff on the forum and thinking it was same 6YEARS AGO. #FailedTBT
229. SUCKING AT ENGLISH
230. Get everyone to not respond/thank/tag/mention/etc @Tcoat to make him think he is in ghost mode and he leaves forever
231. take longer than 10 minutes to figure out your in ghost mode
232. Finding your forums friends on facebook. ( @MrFisty trying to find me )
233. being to lazy to scroll 10 posts up and see what number we are on in 1000 ways to ban
234. owning a MT
235. you drive a FRS and you love every minute of it..... and if you don't? banned.
236. too much chatter
237. being a sh*tty OP'
238. slacking in your own thread
239. not knowing numbers.
240. being in ghost mode
241. quoting, mentioning, and tagging someone all in one post
242. having another member come in and do your job (unless you're an overworked mod getting help)
243. having more crap posts in OT then reporting posts in classifieds
244. Telling poster to follow rule #2 in classifieds when they clearly are @finch1750!
245. not numbering you new rule resulting in ban
246. picking a dead category for the A to Z thread
247. Poorly neglecting your car by not washing it
248. playing the A to Z game by yourself
249. wasting time/water washing your car too much
250. Vending Cali86 t-shirts without being a vendor.
251. just getting a Twin
252. for calling something "wet" @MisterSheep
253. for not getting a mustang
254. for buying a mustang