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Old 05-21-2018, 03:29 PM   #44479
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I'm usually pretty careful! But there have been a handful of times where something comes up last minute and all I can think about is "noooo now the girl swill see my ugly dirty car with fucked suspension from the ditch and think less of me!" as I try to avoid it too late.

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I'm usually pretty careful! But there have been a handful of times where something comes up last minute and all I can think about is "noooo now the girl swill see my ugly dirty car with fucked suspension from the ditch and think less of me!" as I try to avoid it too late.

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Chick's actually don't give a shit about your car. It's confidence. I got laid plenty when I drove a beater civic.
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^^This^^


Fuck it. Leave your car dirty and don't even think about apologizing. For most girls, confidence trumps appearance.
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^^This^^

Fuck it. Leave your car dirty and don't even think about apologizing. For most girls, confidence trumps appearance.
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Again, I don't get it.
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I will guess that horse whisperer = chick whisperer
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or a couple guys playing with wood.

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Horse whisperer? Did I just fall down a homo rabbit hole or something?
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I'm usually pretty careful! But there have been a handful of times where something comes up last minute and all I can think about is "noooo now the girl swill see my ugly dirty car with fucked suspension from the ditch and think less of me!" as I try to avoid it too late.

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Just tell her you were at a rally ……..


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NO NO NO
We have been through this before.

"Why is my car so dirty? Well I had just finished my stand up set at the comedy club and was headed to my weekly Mensa meeting when I saw this house that was on fire. Since I am a volunteer fire fighter I ran in and found a mother cat trying to rescue her kittens. I got all the kittens out and performed CPR on the mother until she revived. Haven't had time to wash the car since."

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I think kids these days are calling it rekt.
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Old 05-21-2018, 08:32 PM   #44492
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With girls in my generation being obsessed with raves, I could tell her I was at a "dope rave in the desert!" and she'd prob be turned on.
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