The Official "E-Peen" (BRAG) Thread

[SVTSHC]

I once e-brake 180'd my way into a parallel parking spot

[ahausheer]

Originally Posted by SVTSHC

I once e-brake 180'd my way into a parallel parking spot

Wish I could do that.

[SVTSHC]

Originally Posted by ahausheer

Wish I could do that.

lol it wasn't perfect, about a foot and a half from the curb and slightly crooked.

[S2kphile]

Being 5'5" tall I can dunk on a 10foot rim. Yes, a Filipino with hops

[Tofu]

I'm 21, with a more than healthy investment account, and have my first house paid for and I'm in in my 3rd year of an accounting degree.

Oh, and i'm a signed male model with one of the top modeling agencies in canada.

[Giccin]

I'm 5'0.

And I can jump and touch the backboard with 1 hand.

And Guff.

ITS SUPPOSE TO BE SEKRET!

[Guff]

Originally Posted by Giccin

I'm 5'0.

And I can jump and touch the backboard with 1 hand.

And Guff.

ITS SUPPOSE TO BE SEKRET!

I'M SOWWY!!!!

I can't help but publicly express my love.

[Guff]

Originally Posted by S2kphile

Being 5'5" tall I can dunk on a 10foot rim. Yes, a Filipino with hops

Shiiiiiiiiiiittt!!!

I'm 6' and I can only dunk on 9'4"ish. You must teach me S2K-San!!!

[SVTSHC]

Originally Posted by S2kphile

Being 5'5" tall I can dunk on a 10foot rim. Yes, a Filipino with hops

Damn bro, mad hops...I can't even do that and I'm a 5'10" black guy.

[S2kphile]

Originally Posted by Guff

Shiiiiiiiiiiittt!!!

I'm 6' and I can only dunk on 9'4"ish. You must teach me S2K-San!!!

Sorry grasshopper only god can do that. God has been kind enough to give me a long wingspan & vertical hops on my 5'5" small frame.

Originally Posted by SVTSHC

Damn bro, mad hops...I can't even do that and I'm a 5'10" black guy.

I don't like jumping that high no more for fear of landing wrong and spraining my ankles. Yeah, I'm a ***** like that so I just run old man game ie jumpers, fadeways, 3-pointers, and the occasional post-up.

EDIT: I have someone taking my shift tonight because I'm feeling sick. No workie for me *woot*

[Giccin]

Originally Posted by S2kphile

Sorry grasshopper only god can do that. God has been kind enough to give me a long wingspan & vertical hops on my 5'5" small frame.



I don't like jumping that high no more for fear of landing wrong and spraining my ankles. Yeah, I'm a ***** like that so I just run old man game ie jumpers, fadeways, 3-pointers, and the occasional post-up.

Scary part about jumping that high is..

Your knees start to slowly break down. Especially your meniscus (the fluid that sits inferior to the patella bone and superior of the head of the tibia) which takes a beating.

I stopped jumping that high because I started to develop knee problems. Tore the Patella ligament which makes it painful to land tough and dive for the ball. :<

[M-17]

Originally Posted by S2kphile

I don't like jumping that high no more for fear of landing wrong and spraining my ankles.

Same here s2kphile, same height practically, if I tried touching the rim I'm only like a 1/2 inch away though for myself.
I can get really irritated at myself since I'm so close to at least grabbing rim than dunking... but I gave that up on that like 2 years ago.

Originally Posted by Giccin

Scary part about jumping that high is..

Your knees start to slowly break down. Especially your meniscus (the fluid that sits inferior to the patella bone and superior of the head of the tibia) which takes a beating.

I stopped jumping that high because I started to develop knee problems. Tore the Patella ligament which makes it painful to land tough and dive for the ball. :<

I stopped trying to jump to my fullest capacity cause I can feel exactly what you just described. However I feel like a big man in a small body on the court, so I'll mix it up and be in the paint posting up and boxing out for rebounds.



That reminds me, you know what ticks me off a bit is when someone much taller, than I am, can't jump at all compared to someone shorter like me. It's like if I was as tall as some dudes then I'd be like McGee or Griffin last night making some nasty dunks on some fools.

[Giccin]

Originally Posted by M-17

Same here s2kphile, same height practically, if I tried touching the rim I'm only like a 1/2 inch away though for myself.
I can get really irritated at myself since I'm so close to at least grabbing rim than dunking... but I gave that up on that like 2 years ago.



I stopped trying to jump to my fullest capacity cause I can feel exactly what you just described. However I feel like a big man in a small body on the court, so I'll mix it up and be in the paint posting up and boxing out for rebounds.



That reminds me, you know what ticks me off a bit is when someone much taller, than I am, can't jump at all compared to someone shorter like me. It's like if I was as tall as some dudes then I'd be like McGee or Griffin last night making some nasty dunks on some fools.

Sounds like Pau Gasol. Fker never jumps. LOL

[Allch Chcar]

Originally Posted by Giccin

Scary part about jumping that high is..

Your knees start to slowly break down. Especially your meniscus (the fluid that sits inferior to the patella bone and superior of the head of the tibia) which takes a beating.

I stopped jumping that high because I started to develop knee problems. Tore the Patella ligament which makes it painful to land tough and dive for the ball. :<

Please don't talk about health in a brag thread. There's cool off-topic then there is health in an e-peen thread. This is not even funny.


okay maybe a little.

I don't jump high anymore because of my knees. But when I was 10 I was playing basketball with dudes 6'4" tall and I wasn't even 5'. Needless to say I was either dribbling the ball really low or jumping for all I was worth. So it does seem to me like the taller people are the less they jump.