Random thoughts thread

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by jawn

Speed limit in the park where my trailer is located is 20KPH. This summer I had 3 people yell at me to "slow down" when I was going about 12 to 15. The best one was the person that yelled at me as I was approaching speed bump that has about 1/4" clearance under my car. I assured her that I was not hitting that at any speed much above a crawl. I think they just hear the exhaust and figure I must be ripping it up through there.

[Kiske]

Today a vendor offered to take my boss and a few of us workers out to lunch. Went to a steak house. My boss and I were so embarassed when one of the 'lower' part-time workers litterally took advantage of the vendor's kindness and ordered enough food for 5-6 people for himself plus drinks. He ordered a filet mignon, 2 lobster tail, a full size shrimp scampi, a pasta dish plus sides, sampler pack appetizers and drinks.

The vendor was chatting bs with my boss while this ass placed his order. His jaw was on the table when the food came out. Everyone else had a small $15 lunch combo and this guy orders $300 worth of food. Found out the only reason my boss invited him on the lunch was because he was standing there when the vendor made the offer. That was a very akward car ride back to the shop.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

I honestly don't know what is happening in that gif. Just tickled my fancy in a way it hasn't been -

Oh I can't do this lol

What does this tickle?

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Try this again in the right spot!


Soooooooogot got pulled over today for "took that on ramp a little fast there don'tcha think sir?".
All I could say was "ya I guess I did" 'cuz, well, I did. The limit on it was 40KPH and I was doing over 90KPH so he could have nailed me for "Stunt Driving" under Ontario law.
Got off with a warning but that was one cop that had no interest in chatting about the car.

Meanwhile, I would've been nailed in the butt for getting caught doing that.

Originally Posted by jawn

They should've made a modern version of that for the FRS. lol

Originally Posted by Kiske

Today a vendor offered to take my boss and a few of us workers out to lunch. Went to a steak house. My boss and I were so embarassed when one of the 'lower' part-time workers litterally took advantage of the vendor's kindness and ordered enough food for 5-6 people for himself plus drinks. He ordered a filet mignon, 2 lobster tail, a full size shrimp scampi, a pasta dish plus sides, sampler pack appetizers and drinks.

The vendor was chatting bs with my boss while this ass placed his order. His jaw was on the table when the food came out. Everyone else had a small $15 lunch combo and this guy orders $300 worth of food. Found out the only reason my boss invited him on the lunch was because he was standing there when the vendor made the offer. That was a very akward car ride back to the shop.

See, I'm as cheap as they come. But even I know there's a time and place when free stuff is offered...

Did the person get chewed out or anything?

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

What does this tickle?

[jawn]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

What does this tickle?

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

When everyone is drunk, all become awesome dancers!

At least that's what I'm told. Not much of a party/club person.

I'm more than happy to get completely wasted in my home where I can pass out near the more cleaner toilet.

Is that really what you got out of all this, or are you just yanking my chain?

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Is that really what you got out of all this, or are you just yanking my chain?

Just trying to yank your chain, but you too tall.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

Just trying to yank your chain, but you too tall.

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

...

Hey, at least you can clean the top of your car very easily! I have to stand on my tippy toes... even then, I barely reach the antennae

[jawn]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

Hey, at least you can clean the top of your car very easily! I have to stand on my tippy toes... even then, I barely reach the antennae

Just means your car needs to be lower.




Kidding. Kind of. Don'tslamyourcarplz.

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by jawn

Just means your car needs to be lower.




Kidding. Kind of. Don'tslamyourcarplz.

Didn't you hear? Riding .5 inch off the ground on stock struts and bump stops everywhere will give you race car status.

atleastthatswhatthecoolkidztoldmeonthefacebook

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

Hey, at least you can clean the top of your car very easily! I have to stand on my tippy toes... even then, I barely reach the antennae

[jawn]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

Didn't you hear? Riding .5 inch off the ground on stock struts and bump stops everywhere will give you race car status.

atleastthatswhatthecoolkidztoldmeonthefacebook

Sigh. These kids need role models.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by jawn

Sigh. These kids need role models.

or a foot up the ass.