Why Soo Hot

[Dimman]

Originally Posted by monkie

Like these things?

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The 'idea' of crocodiles and sharks don't terrify me since we have grizzlies and killer whales here, so big with lots of teeth makes sense. Being close to one in the wild would be different story, though.

However it's the shit that doesn't make sense that would have me shitting bricks.

Like kangaroos that can kill you by kicking you in the balls.

Giant birds that will try to kick your ass (emus and that other one that looks like a giant turkey dinosaur).

The snakes don't come with 'I can kill you' warning rattles, that also live everywhere (that one looks like a constrictor, but still Holy Fuck!)

Spiders that can kill you (and Holier Fuck, that spider!) that also are everywhere.

Pretty sea shells that can kill you.

Invisible jelly fish that can kill you.

Tiny octopus that can kill you.

Koalas have nasty-looking claws (has a koala killed anyone yet?)

The trees that make their own natural napalm.

The fact that a lot of bars need to serve booze in plastic to reduce the amount of facial reconstruction surgery.

How any drive over an hour outside a city needs you to prepare like you're on some epic expedition since your car breaking down can kill you.

Fire everywhere.


Hmm, what else?

Oh yeah. Drop Bears.

Fuck Drop Bears.


(Heh...)



Stay safe, Oz.

[monkie]

Originally Posted by Dimman

The 'idea' of crocodiles and sharks don't terrify me since we have grizzlies and killer whales here, so big with lots of teeth makes sense. Being close to one in the wild would be different story, though.

However it's the shit that doesn't make sense that would have me shitting bricks.

Like kangaroos that can kill you by kicking you in the balls.

Giant birds that will try to kick your ass (emus and that other one that looks like a giant turkey dinosaur).

The snakes don't come with 'I can kill you' warning rattles, that also live everywhere (that one looks like a constrictor, but still Holy Fuck!)

Spiders that can kill you (and Holier Fuck, that spider!) that also are everywhere.

Pretty sea shells that can kill you.

Invisible jelly fish that can kill you.

Tiny octopus that can kill you.

Koalas have nasty-looking claws (has a koala killed anyone yet?)

The trees that make their own natural napalm.

The fact that a lot of bars need to serve booze in plastic to reduce the amount of facial reconstruction surgery.

How any drive over an hour outside a city needs you to prepare like you're on some epic expedition since your car breaking down can kill you.

Fire everywhere.


Hmm, what else?

Oh yeah. Drop Bears.

Fuck Drop Bears.


(Heh...)



Stay safe, Oz.

I was crying with laughter reading this

but you forgot the following to add to your list

• Earth worms - that glow in the dark oh and they are 3 feet long
• Dingos - Steal Babies
• Tasmanian Tiger - described like a Wolf Bear-Tiger with pure black Shark eyes and jaws of a Snake that open to 120°
• Poisonous Fish - Stonefish just need to touch them

The Snakes over 100 venomous species with 20 or the top 25 deadliest in the world also the top 11 you guessed it all in Australia

Spiders - Australia is also home to over 280 species of poisonous spider, including that aforementioned Sydney Funnel Web Spider. What, did you think it was just a name? No, it lives in cities, in garages, in tool sheds and houses - it even swims

Seriously: Everything in Australia evolved solely to kill everything else in Australia - and you show up with your soft, unarmored skin, tiny, rounded teeth, and ridiculously non-poisonous spit and expect a vacation?

You just walked into Mother Nature's Thunderdome, friend. And in this analogy, you're not Mad Max you're the dead retard.

So when you coming on Holidays?

[Calais]

Originally Posted by Dimman

I learned the other day that eucalyptus trees are naturally designed to create hellfire on earth.

Everything in Australia terrifies me.

yea and their seeds actually only start growing into trees after bushfires, they need that extreme heat to greminate, everything may be made to kill eveything else but they have backups just incase they die lol