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JD001 · 06-29-2018, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

Two Electrons walk into a bar..... the atmosphere is electric....a proton and a neutron were sitting at the bar....getting juiced up waiting for a wire....when the nucleus said ……"do you like your eggs fried?"

And the one electron responds, "No, I like them....nuked...

Two Electrons walk into a bar..... the atmosphere is electric....a proton and a neutron were sitting at the bar....getting juiced up waiting for a wire....when the nucleus said ……"do you like your eggs fried?
"No, I like them....nuked... "I suppose you like them glowing in the dark?" Said the Charge as he passed them another juice.

JD001 · 06-29-2018, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by krayzie

When we first got Toys R Us back in 1985. Grand opening at Ocean Terminal in HK.

All I got from there that day was an Optimus Prime rubber eraser.

The kids look a bit apprehensive.... unsure whether the concept will ruin them forever...

humfrz · 06-29-2018, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JD001

Two Electrons walk into a bar..... the atmosphere is electric....a proton and a neutron were sitting at the bar....getting juiced up waiting for a wire....when the nucleus said ……"do you like your eggs fried?
"No, I like them....nuked... "I suppose you like them glowing in the dark?" Said the Charge as he passed them another juice.

..then the atom said - settle your charged asses down or I'm gonna split and ya'll can find another home ..

humfrz

Sapphireho · 06-29-2018, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

..then the atom said - settle your charged asses down or I'm gonna split and ya'll can find another home ..

humfrz

Then the other electron said, "I've been orbiting all day,can I just get a fucking beer?"

Ultramaroon · 06-29-2018, 01:17 PM

lol...

Tcoat · 06-29-2018, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Then the other electron said, "I've been orbiting all day,can I just get a fucking beer?"

And the Uranium atom replied "Ok but if any neurons show up my buddies and I are gonna' split and go fission. It will be a blast"

humfrz · 06-29-2018, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

And the Uranium atom replied "Ok but if any neurons show up my buddies and I are gonna' split and go fission. It will be a blast"

but, but, how did a "neuron" get down to the sub atomic level ??

humfrz

Sapphireho · 06-29-2018, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

but, but, how did a "neuron" get down to the sub atomic level ??

humfrz

Escalator?

humfrz · 06-29-2018, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

And the Uranium atom replied "Ok but if any neurons show up my buddies and I are gonna' split and go fission. It will be a blast"

I think you're bluffing, you old atom, says the particles, I reckon you are just going into spontaneous radioactive decay …

humfrz

Tcoat · 06-29-2018, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

but, but, how did a "neuron" get down to the sub atomic level ??

humfrz

Nobody invited him for t?

So I made a typo in a joke about talking atoms.

humfrz · 06-29-2018, 04:14 PM

OK, survived a trip to the orthodontist with the middle granddaughter (I'm glad I'm not paying those bills, this time). DAMN, I think my daughter took out a 20 year loan to straighten teeth that will only last 20 years …

)

Then we swung by home and picked up another granddaughter and headed to Walmart. Friday at Walmart, YIKES, it looked like someone open up the border ..

Yep, $218 spent at Walmart and the only meat I got was 2 pounds of hamburger...

.

humfrz

Sapphireho · 06-29-2018, 04:16 PM

My knees, legs and back are killing me today with all the house and car work lately. I figured I'd save myself the car yoga today and take the truck to work. I get in, turn the key:tap tap tap tap.

Shit, new battery for the truck tomorrow. Guess I shouldn't complain. I got almost 7 years out of it and never once checked the water.

humfrz · 06-29-2018, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

Nobody invited him for t?

So I made a typo in a joke about talking atoms.

Only one atom was talking, the other conversations were carried on by the particles in and around the atom.

If we had more than one atom talking .. we would be on the molecular level ..most of the time ..

Got to go .. it's ma med time ..

humfrz

Clipdat · 06-29-2018, 04:21 PM

What strain are you smoking today?

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Got to go .. it's ma med time ..

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