Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Ya, sex is no longer all that important, so, I just pee off my deck whenever I want to .......

WAIT !! ....... I did I read the last few posts too fast ......??


humfrz

Please be sure to point out where I should and should not stand when I visit in October!

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Please be sure to point out where I should and should not stand when I visit in October!

Easy to tell, just look for the dribble stains near the edge of the deck ...... my stream is not too strong anymore........


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

My wife says too big of an investment.

Are you paying attention Cole?

DANG! @Cole ........

That was ol Sapphireho's "666" th post ...... alerting YOU ......

That is NOT a good sign ......


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Easy to tell, just look for the dribble stains near the edge of the deck ...... my stream is not too strong anymore........


humfrz

OH so the pissing contest I had planned is a no go?

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Usually the doghouse is in the yard...

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Lucky man.

Well, the fishing cabin is mine.

Ah. You win.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Easy to tell, just look for the dribble stains near the edge of the deck ...... my stream is not too strong anymore........


humfrz

Wow

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

So your neighbors love you!?

Nah, unless they are using binoculars, they wouldn't be able to see that little, wrinkled up, thing ........


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

OH so the pissing contest I had planned is a no go?

Reminds me of the old joke (maybe the young-ens haven't heard it) about the guy and gal got into an argument in a bar. They decided to settle it by going out in the alley and having a pissing contest to see who could pee the highest on a wall.

The gal went first, backed up to the wall and left her mark. The guy laughed and started to pee against the wall ...... when the gal announced ...... NO HANDS!

Oh, well it's been a long week at the humfrz's day care ....... the Wiggles, SpongeBob and all .......


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Reminds me of the old joke (maybe the young-ens haven't heard it) about the guy and gal got into an argument in a bar. They decided to settle it by going out in the alley and having a pissing contest to see who could pee the highest on a wall.

The gal went first, backed up to the wall and left her mark. The guy laughed and started to pee against the wall ...... when the gal announced ...... NO HANDS!

Oh, well it's been a long week at the humfrz's day care ....... the Wiggles, SpongeBob and all .......


humfrz

Songebob is on this very second.

Ohhhhhhhhh I'm a goofy goober ya I'm a goofy goober ya.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Songebob is on this very second.

Ohhhhhhhhh I'm a goofy goober ya I'm a goofy goober ya.

Yep, we get about 100+ channels here and about 2/3 are cartoon type shows .... and the girls have our remote programmed to find them all ......

In all fairness, they do let old pa-pa watch 30 minutes of the noon news. mrs humfrz lets me watch 30 minutes of the 6 o'clock news and 30 minutes of the 11 o'clock news .......UNLESS it interferes with the "Game of Thrones" or her 3 years worth of recorded "Broken Bad" shows .......

Take note @Cole .......


humfrz

[Cole]

Finally got my new keyboard in today. What a happy day, but dang is a 60% layout a difficult adjustment.

[Phijkchu]

Originally Posted by Cole

Finally got my new keyboard in today. What a happy day, but dang is a 60% layout a difficult adjustment.

Get a Planck.

[Cole]

Originally Posted by Phijkchu

Get a Planck.

Got a Pok3r RGB. I'm good.

[Phijkchu]

Originally Posted by Cole

Got a Pok3r RGB. I'm good.

Oooh nice