Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

I did not fall ......


humfrz

I see a new thread coming...

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Anyone want to see Ricky Martin in Vegas?

Ok, no one but tcoat's wife wants to go. Sorry Ricky, the 86 club won't be representing. In the round file.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I see a new thread coming...

Could be ........ it would be a 55+ thread .......


humfrz

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Could be ........ it would be a 55+ thread .......


humfrz

Dam, one year short.

[Teseo]

Finished the defenders, it was ok. Could be better thought

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Dam, one year short.

Well, now, I'm sure you are "feeling" some of the early stages:

Stumbling down some unfamiliar steps (looking back and swearing they are a non-standard rise and depth).

Squat down to do something ...... and fall over backwards (blamed it on your slippers)

Returning to bed after peeing at night and run into the foot of the bed (thinking the wife must have moved it).

Getting out of your twin and your left leg almost buckles (you blame it on the jerk that parked to close to you - so you couldn't get the door all the way open).

Starting to stand on a chair to reach something, then deciding to go get a step ladder.

Jump up quickly from sitting ..... then reach for something to stabilize yourself.

Start to jump up to grab something off a store shelf ..... and realize you can't jump anymore.

Jump up on a 10 speed bicycle, then stop and decide a helmet might be a good idea.

Noticing and admiring old men's canes.


On the brighter side, if you had been trained in the military to do a PLF (Parachute Landing Fall) or a combat roll ....... that training will automatically kick in.


THAT'S ALL FOR NOW


humfrz

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

Live and learn.
I always imagined most of North America powered by mules.

Ummm excuse me we use thoroughbred horses up in North America



This isn't South America.



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[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well, now, I'm sure you are "feeling" some of the early stages:

Stumbling down some unfamiliar steps (looking back and swearing they are a non-standard rise and depth).

Squat down to do something ...... and fall over backwards (blamed it on your slippers)

Returning to bed after peeing at night and run into the foot of the bed (thinking the wife must have moved it).

Getting out of your twin and your left leg almost buckles (you blame it on the jerk that parked to close to you - so you couldn't get the door all the way open).

Starting to stand on a chair to reach something, then deciding to go get a step ladder.

Jump up quickly from sitting ..... then reach for something to stabilize yourself.

Start to jump up to grab something off a store shelf ..... and realize you can't jump anymore.

Jump up on a 10 speed bicycle, then stop and decide a helmet might be a good idea.

Noticing and admiring old men's canes.


On the brighter side, if you had been trained in the military to do a PLF (Parachute Landing Fall) or a combat roll ....... that training will automatically kick in.


THAT'S ALL FOR NOW


humfrz

At least you didn't pee on your foot.

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[ScoobsMcGee]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

We make them because Brembo can't.

And if they did, the brakes would have bright red calipers and more branding than an influencer's Twitter feed.





I'll see myself out.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

At least you didn't pee on your foot.

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No problem with that ....... the pee is usually stopped by the legs of my PJs ......


humfrz

[Ultramaroon]

Slept in like a boss this morning. Got up to make myself a nice hot cup of coffee. Made it all the way to the couch. Did not fall.

[Andrew025]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Slept in like a boss this morning. Got up to make myself a nice hot cup of coffee. Made it all the way to the couch. Did not fall.

Sounds like a successful day.

I'm driving down to Eugene today... Then coming back late tonight... Hope traffic isn't total shit.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Andrew025

Sounds like a successful day.

I'm driving down to Eugene today... Then coming back late tonight... Hope traffic isn't total shit.

Yikes.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Slept in like a boss this morning. Got up to make myself a nice hot cup of coffee. Made it all the way to the couch. Did not fall.

........ those first few steps are the most dangerous ......


humfrz