For Those Of You Software Devs - How To Perform Better

[Timmy_Jones]

Automate everything, I mean everything.

http://www.businessinsider.com/progr...is-job-2015-11

Especially hilarious if you look at some of the script names on the GitHub.

Why/How the coffee machine was on their network, still escapes me...a bit scary too. "Hey, is that a Keurig? No, its a Linux"

[jawn]

Originally Posted by Timmy_Jones

Automate everything, I mean everything.

http://www.businessinsider.com/progr...is-job-2015-11

Especially hilarious if you look at some of the script names on the GitHub.

Why/How the coffee machine was on their network, still escapes me...a bit scary too. "Hey, is that a Keurig? No, its a Linux"

I already do, brochacho. Why do you think I have time to be on here?

[ScoobsMcGee]

I prefer a more traditional form of automation:



(AKA interns)

[stugray]

Originally Posted by Timmy_Jones

Automate everything, I mean everything.

http://www.businessinsider.com/progr...is-job-2015-11

Especially hilarious if you look at some of the script names on the GitHub.

Why/How the coffee machine was on their network, still escapes me...a bit scary too. "Hey, is that a Keurig? No, its a Linux"

At work, more and more of our critical infrastructure has been "migrated" over to being on the network.
To the point of WHEN the network goes down, the hallway conversations about sports and gardening goes up by about 1000%.


I have often said "If we put the coffee makers on the network, that will be the end of civilization as we know it"

[jvincent]

Originally Posted by stugray

At work, more and more of our critical infrastructure has been "migrated" over to being on the network.

You are old enough to remember the mainframe days. You know, the original cloud.

When the mainframe went down it was like a prairie dog city with all the heads popping up above the cube walls.