Does how you drive determine how good you are at sex? - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

ichitaka05 · 08-04-2011, 01:49 PM

http://jalopnik.com/5827735/does-how...you-are-at-sex

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Does how you drive determine how good you are at sex?

Gentlemen, the way you drive is apparently a giveaway to women on how you'll, er, behave between the sheets. Thus spake Hoda Kotb, co-host of the Today show's 73rd hour, who will never look at cab drivers the same way again. Are your driving moves all jerky; are you constantly thrusting in and out of traffic? Are you the clumsy type — all thumbs and apologies? Or are you a smooth operator behind the wheel, deftly caressing the road until it yields to your soft but firm touch, then skilfully building to a screaming climax?
Yeah, Hoda. Thanks for adding another layer of performance anxiety to our lives.

LMAO that's kinda funny! How bout women? They don't know how to drive (99% of women). They don't know how to sex?

xantonin · 08-04-2011, 03:43 PM

Sounds right about women. Most of the ones I know just lay there and expect the man to do all the work.

As for my driving, it makes sense. I'm a very dynamic driver. I can be smooth like a limo, or freaken fast and furious when needed, or bored.

Franisco · 08-04-2011, 05:08 PM

Constantly aware of what the car needs to reach every braking point and apex..

RRnold · 08-04-2011, 05:36 PM

So would that mean those who have extreme road rage are probably the same ones who rape woman!?!

bofa · 08-04-2011, 06:52 PM

Neutral_Eyes · 08-04-2011, 08:15 PM

I'm Amish.

Random_Art · 08-04-2011, 10:09 PM

and you drive a Miata? I call Shenanigans, sir!

GenkiElite · 08-04-2011, 11:47 PM

No

VenomRush · 08-05-2011, 02:17 AM

thats funny, my cars coolant recently sprung a leak ;D

Random_Art · 08-05-2011, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by VenomRush

thats funny, my cars coolant recently sprung a leak ;D

does that mean you're going to have little baby cars roaming your garage soon?

jay4prez · 08-05-2011, 11:12 AM

this is the dirties funniest thread i've seen today...you guys disgust me.

Just kidding

Carry on, I'm going go and spray some throttle body cleaner down the intake.

Laika · 08-09-2011, 11:03 PM

Hittin all the curves just right

"You drive like old people fuck...slow and sloppy"-George Carlin

Giccin · 08-10-2011, 02:35 AM

Wow. LOL

Nice of you to put 99%Ichi. LOL

08-04-2011, 03:43 PM	#2
xantonin Mr. Detail Join Date: Mar 2011 Drives: 2003 Celica GT-S Location: Cary, NC Posts: 742 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Sounds right about women. Most of the ones I know just lay there and expect the man to do all the work. As for my driving, it makes sense. I'm a very dynamic driver. I can be smooth like a limo, or freaken fast and furious when needed, or bored. __________________

08-04-2011, 05:36 PM	#4
RRnold 2 wheel member Join Date: Feb 2010 Drives: JZA80, 997.1, Taco Location: SoCal->NorCal Posts: 4,330 Thanks: 1,318 Thanked 938 Times in 480 Posts Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	So would that mean those who have extreme road rage are probably the same ones who rape woman!?! Attached Images __________________

08-04-2011, 06:52 PM	#5
bofa Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Drives: Ms. Daisy Location: Dog house Posts: 645 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	__________________ BRZ before hoes

08-04-2011, 10:09 PM	#7
Random_Art professional smartass Join Date: Apr 2010 Drives: 16 speed mountain bike... Location: Georgia Posts: 659 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	and you drive a Miata? I call Shenanigans, sir! __________________ Goodbye Celica, you served me well. http://artsofrandomness.blogspot.com/

08-09-2011, 11:03 PM	#12
Laika When In Doubt... Join Date: May 2011 Drives: Slowww Location: PA215 Posts: 1,844 Thanks: 1,023 Thanked 752 Times in 412 Posts Mentioned: 20 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Hittin all the curves just right "You drive like old people fuck...slow and sloppy"-George Carlin __________________ Join the Galaxy Blue Silica BRZ registry below: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...2c&usp=sharing

08-04-2011, 08:15 PM	#6
Neutral_Eyes Softparker Join Date: Jan 2011 Drives: 2002 Mazda Miata Location: Arizona Posts: 618 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	I'm Amish.

08-04-2011, 11:47 PM	#8
GenkiElite Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Drives: 91 Corolla (dd) S14 (daily drifter) Location: Cincinnati Posts: 460 Thanks: 139 Thanked 78 Times in 50 Posts Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	No

08-05-2011, 02:17 AM	#9
VenomRush Thee O-ri-gi-na-tor Join Date: Oct 2009 Drives: 2013 FR-S Location: So Cal Posts: 948 Thanks: 59 Thanked 80 Times in 46 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	thats funny, my cars coolant recently sprung a leak ;D

08-05-2011, 11:12 AM	#11
jay4prez The Inquisitor Join Date: Oct 2009 Drives: 92 Celica GT Convertible Location: NYC Posts: 129 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	this is the dirties funniest thread i've seen today...you guys disgust me. Just kidding Carry on, I'm going go and spray some throttle body cleaner down the intake.

08-10-2011, 02:35 AM	#13
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