The supreme way to eat pizza is to fold it down the center, let's you be mobile and also keeps it from flopping over. Only downside is it tends to make a grease river that will end up running out both sides of the canal.
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Officer: "Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?"
Driver: "Hm, I don't think I wanna know."
Officer: "No, no you don't."
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