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Originally Posted by Lantanafrs2
I haven't pooped in my car since I stopped drinking
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Finally, fair game. Reminds me of the story.....
A guy is sitting at the bar, pretty hammered, and he pukes on his shirt. "Oh crap, my wife is going to kill me, this is a brand new shirt.". Bartender says, " I know what to do, where is your wallet". Guy takes out his wallet, bartender grabs a $20 and puts it in his shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some drunk guy stumbled into you and puked on your shirt, and gave you $20 to get it cleaned". "Oh, thanks!" The guy says.
Guy goes home and wife is waiting at the door. Guy gives his wife the story, and tells her the $20 is in his shirt pocket. She reaches in to get it. Wife says, " there is $40 here? Guy says, "yea, he also shit in my pants."