[humfrz]

Originally Posted by 86MLR

I'm a city boy.

For my first induction to farm life they hit a sheep on the head with a mallat, lifted it by its hinds and slashed its throat, blood went everywhere, when it stopped shaking around they slit its guts open, the guts hit the floor, and then the dogs, which were patiently waiting, hit the guts, my uncle was up to his armpits inside the sheep with a knife chopping away and letting it hit the floor.

There was blood and guts everywhere, dogs fighting over the guts and pools of blood.

U just stood there staring, to this day I remember it well, not in the Dexter type of way, but in the "OMG what the F just happened" way.

Welcome to the country city boy.

Good story!

Now, tell me that you have castrated a sheep using your teeth and we will let you in the club -


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