Today, I learned from my 4 ager granddaughter how old I was.
I have a bad habit of using a paper towel tube as a bullhorn to startle my 12 year old granddaughter. Today, as I was engrossed reading on the forum, the 12 year old got me back but good. I bolted back from the computer, about falling off my chair and yelled a very loud F word!
Th 4 ager scolded the 12 year old and said it wasn't nice to scare me that way because I was an old man, and then came up to me, put her arms around me and asked "pa-pa are you alright - are you sure you are alright?"
As she walked away, mrs humfrz asked the 4 ager "how old do you think your pa-pa is?"
She replied "oh, about a 100".