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1) Man: Is that a Maserati? No? Wow, it looks like a Maserati. I'll bring you a photo, because it looks like a Maserati. (He later gave me a magazine add for a Bridgestone Potenza tires that has an Aston Martin DB9 pictured.) He continued, See, doesn't it look like a Maserati?
2) Old Woman: Will you marry me? No? You could ask your wife to let me be wife number 2. I've been married lots of times, and what I've learned is that in marriage it's pretty much all about the car.
3) You better not let the boss see it, he'll think he's paying us too much.
4) Man at Carwash: What you washin' that for? It clean!
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The fault lies not in our cars, dear Brutus, but in ourselves.
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