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print out fake divorce papers and leave them on the kitchen desk while hiding in the closet/cupboard
then jump out of the closet and be all like "not a chance, bitch"
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fair warning though, if they start to cry you'll never know whether it's from relief or disappointment.
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Last edited by 7thgear; 04-01-2013 at 07:14 PM.
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