Worst thing happened to me months ago but I never posted about it haha. All this talk about the non-enthusiast owners reminded me of it.
I was driving some friends to Dulles, but I had to pick them up in Arlington in the morning. So I was driving my Civic for people and luggage carrying purposes. On Rte. 50 on my way in I was driving next to this super cute asian girl driving a white FRS. Literally driving next to her for a good 10-15 minutes thinking of what I could possibly say that wouldn't just come across as awful pickup lines.

"Hey I have that car too!!!" "yeah sure, f*** you" hahaha
I just tell myself she's probably not an enthusiast anyway, helps me sleep at night