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tl;dr: Get off my lawn!
I'll have you know back in the 1800s my family vehicle was a one horsepower carriage! And when the horse died and we had to eat it during the Great Famine of '86, we had to push that thing uphill, both ways, in the snow, barefoot! Now these days people don't even have to push their horseless carriages! Modernity sucks! People don't know how good they got it! Raaergaraergafgh!
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