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Originally Posted by monkie
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The 'idea' of crocodiles and sharks don't terrify me since we have grizzlies and killer whales here, so big with lots of teeth makes sense. Being close to one in the wild would be different story, though.
However it's the shit that doesn't make sense that would have me shitting bricks.
Like kangaroos that can kill you by kicking you in the balls.
Giant birds that will try to kick your ass (emus and that other one that looks like a giant turkey dinosaur).
The snakes don't come with 'I can kill you' warning rattles, that also live everywhere (that one looks like a constrictor, but still Holy Fuck!)
Spiders that can kill you (and Holier Fuck, that spider!) that also are everywhere.
Pretty sea shells that can kill you.
Invisible jelly fish that can kill you.
Tiny octopus that can kill you.
Koalas have nasty-looking claws (has a koala killed anyone yet?)
The trees that make their own natural napalm.
The fact that a lot of bars need to serve booze in plastic to reduce the amount of facial reconstruction surgery.
How any drive over an hour outside a city needs you to prepare like you're on some epic expedition since your car breaking down can kill you.
Fire everywhere.
Hmm, what else?
Oh yeah. Drop Bears.
Fuck Drop Bears.
(Heh...)
Stay safe, Oz.