My brother told me a few days ago that he was going to a gun show and I laughed at him.
Lo and Behold, he comes back with an M4, a 30-06 Savage Rifle, and a 12-Gauge Shotgun. Oh yeah, and a compound bow.
Ever since my family bought a farm, my brothers have assumed the roles of farmer/wild-men/zombie hunter/southerners.
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"Sweet Subaru, sweet Subaru, send your BRZ unto me, for the roads of the unworthy must be baptized in speed and glory."
- The Ancient BRZ Sacrament by Zaku