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Originally Posted by IntotheOcean
I need all of them.
My current one: I'm sick, which is true. I'm sleep deprived.
But I'll need others for the future-anyone have anything clever?
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Pink eye, pink eye, pink eye. You call up say I have pink eye but want to come to work and they will beg you to stay home. To make it better rub you eyes and touch everyone when you go back to work. Never fails