Move to CO, be happy with a new life outside of CA
j/k
I did this with two cars in the last 2 months, both from CO. One didn't do the title work right so I had to fill out an additional form at the DMV, but they sent all the crap to them. One dealer collected taxes, the other didn't. That shouldn't apply to you obviously.
It's not too big of a headache really. The smog stuff? Yeah, move to CO!