I don't know if this'll help anyone, but here's a spreadsheet I made while I was looking:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...UV0dUFVZi1aZEE
Feel free to copy it to your own spreadsheet if you want. Seemed like the more I looked at the more depressed I got. Everyone told me they were pre-ordered, but wouldn't let me pre-order. Or, if it wasn't they'd say that they don't take pre-orders and to leave your name. After which they'd condescendingly tell you that there's 70 other guys on the list so good luck.
I'd be interested in the source for that 6-year smog grace period quote. It honestly won't be a big deal either way (an extra 50 bucks every two years) since I don't plan on modifying the car such that it won't pass smog.