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Originally Posted by humfrz
Plus, using a lightbulb under the hood of a car, with a blanket over the hood, to keep the engine from freezing.
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Like my Norton Commando 750 with no electric starter. Had to go with the lightbulb when a neighbor ratted me out to the landlord for parking the bike in the dining room. I got even when I told the landlord about her five cats. I knew she was bad news when she put all her boyfriend’s stuff in garbage bags and threw it out on the lawn while he was at work. I let him sleep on my couch for a week and that first Saturday I introduced him to my girlfriend’s besty. By Monday he moved in with her. Ha! Nothing raises a guy’s stock price like when another woman shows some interest. And… it turned out that he was allergic to cats anyway. And the ball sailed right between the goalposts for the extra point!