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All this talk of toast/toasters reminds me of the time I tried to burn down my parents' new kitchen making poptarts; I set the toaster to dark, the poptarts inflated, the toaster became jammed, the poptarts caught fire, the flames scorched the underside of the couple-month-old cupboards. 30-something years later and I'm not sure my dad ever learned why we got a new toaster.
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