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At a Flat Earther’s house...
“Hey Bobby, what you tink about dis der? You tink dez boyz got on em invisible wires or someting, or y’all tink dez boyz ar in one of doze big, free-fally-wally air planes da Deep State got fur dem fellas down at da N.A.S.A?”
“No, you moron! They are on the international space station, and there is no gravity in space you idiot!”
“But Bobby, why dat der man have a curved Earth behind him?”
“It is just CGI you idiot! Now leave me alone! I’m watching my soap operas!”
“But, but Bobby! The astrolots showed anothder picture of da Earth on da YouTube from da window on der station, an it wus curved too Bobby!”
“Oh shit! Now you made me miss Darla’s confession. It is just distortion from thick, curved glass. Don’t you know anything? Now shut up!”
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