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Originally Posted by humfrz
That reminds me of the time back-in-the-day our company was working on an experimental juvenile hormone mimic to control the larva of mosquitoes.
My buddy volunteered to go down into the jungles of Panama for a couple of weeks to conduct the field research. He had heard about the Panamanian women, so he took a generous supply of tetracycline.
After a few "encounters", he got concerned and started dosing himself. After a few more days he was feeling worse and went to the local witch doctor which had no idea of what was wrong with him.
So, he called me for advice. I suggested that he go straight to the closest US military installation and demand medical attention. Tell the gate guard that Captain humfrz authorized his treatment and that the orderly should drive him to the infirmary. He bluffed his way through and the Doctor did a quick blood test and discovered that he was about to OD on tetracycline - 
By the time they discovered that Captain humfrz had no authority down there, he was gone.
He was relieved that he hadn't been in contact with a "Malaria Madge".
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First thing I notice that "Malaria Madge" isn't wearing a mask, then I think she's not your type.. what's going on? You feeling okay? Reversed into something new?