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Originally Posted by humfrz
Welp, I ventured out into the open spaces today to check the progress of my agoraphobia.
I gave it a real test by going to Costco. Yes, I did. I'm still looking at all the women there like they are a Typhoid Mary and all the men like they have leprosy.
However, I did score some TP, Kleenex and paper towels - 
When I got home, I decontaminated myself by taking a bath in alcohol, drinking a cup of bleach and sticking an ultraviolet light in my mouth for 5 minutes.
Now, I will take my nap, to rest my immune system.
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What the fucks going on here... have I missed something? Gone from talking about "squeezes" to "Typhoid Mary"? Scoring on TP, Kleenex and paper towels.. unsure if there is a difference between Klennex and paper towels but using household products to score!! Come on man, I'm sure if you hang out at your local gas station long enough you'll pick up better substances to really score. Substances that will change your "Typhoid Mary" into a "Bouncing Madge"..