Welp, I masked up and went to Walmart yesterday, thinking that Thursday would be a slow day. I was wrong. The store isles were clogged with carts and clerks stocking shelves and clerks with carts of bins filling them for the "pick up" customers. Those folks have no respect for your average in-store shopper. They think just because they have a mask on they can bully shoppers around.
However, on the brighter side, I did see my favorite stocking clerk girl. She is horribly ugly, not disfigured - just ugly. Why is she my favorite? Because she always wears these tight jeans and her ass looks like you could crack an egg on it. Since she had a mask on, I think I could get past her ugliness -
Moving on down the isle, past the macho men without masks, I ran across this absolutely gorgeous young woman and had to comment to her on how pretty she looked today. She stopped and smiled, thanked me and asked me if she knew me. I winked at her and said no, but that she was a very attractive lady. An advantage of wearing a mask, is that she couldn't see me drool -
(waaaaay back in the day, I would have had her in a motel room that afternoon) (oh, leave me alone - it's MY fantasy)
I managed to completely fill the trunk and passenger footwell of my FR-S with groceries. Yep, $243. worth of stuff and I didn't buy any meat or alcohol.
Like my granddaughters say when they hit the house and fling open the refrigerator door, after I've been shopping, "YES, a well stocked refrigerator!"
So, I reckon pa-pa done good -
