[Boomerang]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well folks, I survived another venture out into the wasteland to get provisions. I'm convinced that Walmart is getting like the public transit up in Seattle, since they aren't charging any fairs, due to the virus. How so? The public transit busses are full of homeless people just riding around for free as a place to be.

Anyway, back to the Walmart parking lot. I cruised around and found a "safe" place to park. No, not a place that I wouldn't get my car dented, a place far away from the "settlers" sitting in their vans/cars and motorhomes, waiting for people to park and go into the store, so they can break into their cars. Yes, it was daytime. No, I don't leave anything in my car.

I dawned my wanna be N-95 mask, bowed my neck and entered the store. Why is it that as soon as I put that damn mask on my nose starts running, I start to drool, my nose itches and I want to cough??

The store was full of what looked to be homeless people; young people wearing face masks and ugly old farts NOT wearing masks - go figure! I got stuck in a checkout line with the worlds slowest checker and a "Wuhan Mary" in front of me and behind me.

THAT'S IT!

LOL, can I adopt you as my Grandpa coz you are way cool..(no sarcasm)