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Originally Posted by soundman98
"to go into first gear, move the shifter 2 miles northwest."
"to get 2nd, move the shifter 4 miles southwest."
"to get to 5th, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Now, THAT reminds me of the floor shifter on my old 1937 Chevrolet pickup. First gear was anywhere between your right knee and your girlfriends left leg -
. 2nd gear was anywhere between the speedometer and the glove box. 3rd gear was anywhere 1st gear was, but sometimes your hand would slip off and try to run up your girls dress -
